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You'll Never See Michelle Monaghan in aBikini at the Top of aMountain

They say there are two types of people in the world: those who love the beach and those who love the mountains. For those people who prefer sitting high atop a mountain to sitting by the ocean, I present evidence as to why the beach will always be better than the mountains: Michelle Monaghan in a bikini.

Look, I’ve been at the top of a mountain before (not a very tall mountain, but it still took awhile to get to the top) and stared off into the horizon. It was a truly beautifulthing to see, but it in no way comes close to the beautiful of sight of Michelle Monaghan in a bikini on the beach. Trees are great and all, but you’ll never ever see something as awesome as Michelle Monaghan’s cleavage at the top of a mountain. People don’t climb mountains to lie around in bikinis; it can be really cold at the top of some mountains. Sure, some people have done it, but I don’t think we’d ever catch Michelle Monaghan in a bikini on a mountaintop.

There is nothing like a sunset high above the ground—no one can argue with that. But sunsets come and go—they happen literally every day. Michelle Monaghan on a beach being kissed by the sun while rocking a two-piece, that’s a rare beautiful sight.