Men’s Health has run through the salami slappin’ statistics to find out The Smuttiest Cities in America, and it looks like the good people of Orlando, Florida are at the top of the list. Calling Florida “America’s wang” has never been more appropriate! Dead last on the list is Jackson, MS, whose citizens have nary a hair on their clean palms.

The list was tabulated through the number of DVDs purchased/rented/streamed, adult entertainment stores per city, rate of porn searches, and percentage of Cinemax-subscribing households. Maybe Skin Central should move to the sunny climes of the dirty south, where the streets are paved with. er, gold.

You can keep up the tadpole rodeo, Orlando, right here at MrSkin.com!