Megan Fox Sexy

A weekly look back at past celeb nudity happenings of note, ranging from the earliest days of famous females to today’s hottest starlets.

Get the in-depth facts and figures on skincredible events that have happened throughout skintertainment history during the week of November 15th through November 21st.

The week’s lesson in lusty cultural high points includes Angelina Jolie getting nakedly animated in Beowulf, Megan Fox leaking her hottest photos ever online, master of all things massive mammary Russ Meyer busting out Mondo Topless, skintastic filmmaker Robert Altman passing on, the rescue and restoration of the lost Australian sexploitation classics Fantasm and Fantasm Comes Again, and the publication of Fanny Hill, the erotic novel that shocked the world and still keeps readers coming.

Sly Fox Speaks

We realize that many of our regular readers have grown semi-disgusted with Megan Fox lately. Sure, she's probably the most gorgeous and sexually provocative starlet out there, but her "tease and never reveal" way of manipulating us is maddening! She's never so much as hinted at a half-moon of areola!

But she's still Megan Fox, and she's still volcano-hot, and her new interview in The New York Times is chock full of juicy quotes.

After all, we know better than to expect Megan Fox nudity, but she's always good for some fantasy-worthy sound bites!

Lap up her sex talk under the cut.

Skin Central is located in the USA, but that doesn't mean we don't have plenty of love for flesh-baring stars and their fans across the globe!

From Bollywood to French arthouse films, skinternational cinema includes some of the greatest nude scenes of all time!

Today, our pals across the pond celebrate Guy Fawkes Day, so in honor of our English friends and fans, we've created a list of the top 10 hottest "Foxes"! New Zealand's Kerry Fox is a redheaded dream, and America's own Vivica A. Fox is a goddess among mortals.

Fox . . . Fawkes. You get it.

Click through to the next page, because these babes will have you burning up!

Wonder if Martha Stewart Learned Anything in Prison.

Few patrons stop to wonder what the strippers on stage are fantasizing about as they fantasize about having sex with those strippers.

But recently, the New York Post turned its attention to that very question and quickly got to the bottom of it.

A poll of pole dancers yielded a list of sexy female celebrities whom the girls of famed gentleman’s club Scores would like to "join them on the pole."

Among the top 10 were never-nude Megan Fox, erstwhile lesbian Lindsay Lohan, and, somewhat surprisingly, Martha Stewart.

Their reasoning: "Maybe she learned a thing or two in prison?"

She did, but unfortunately it was how to break up a lesbian orgy!

Read more after the jump.

The Office Babe Works It in a Bikini

The thing about the girl next door is that she's easy to overlook when someone like hyper-sexual Megan Fox is practically licking the camera and talking about how much she wishes she were a lesbian all the time. But that's why girls like The Office's Jenna Fischer need to take risks once in a while. Risks like stripping down to a bikini on the cover of a national magazine like Shape.

Jenna's may not me the first name that rolls off your tongue when you're talking about Hollywood's sexiest ladies, but that's only because as Pam on The Office she's usually covered up in conservative button-downs and professional slacks. Who knew that she was packing such a fabulous form under those layers of polyester blend?

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Mr. Skin Has a Few Casting Ideas

According to the Hollywood rumor mill, German writer/director Marc Vorlander is at work on the follow-up to the 1995 skinstant classic Showgirls, called Showgirls: Story of Hope.

The details are sketchy at best, but blogs are reporting that the plot will have Rena Riffel's character Penny traveling to Frankfurt, Germany, to seek revenge on the people responsible for giving her brother a deadly dose of cocaine.

There is also a trippy-looking teaser video for the movie that you can watch here.

Since all the casting is still up in the air, we at MrSkin.com have decided to take a stab at casting this flick, under the assumption that all the main characters will be returning.

With no other information to go on, we’ll do what we do in Vegas. We gamble.

For Nomi Malone, the hooker-turned-stripper-turned-showgirl played by a nude Elizabeth Berkley in the original, we have three suggestions:

AnnaLynne McCord of 90210 and Nip/Tuck fame for her trashy, bisexual, frizzy-haired sex appeal; Gossip Girl’s Blake Lively, whose ice cream photoshoot put all sorts of ideas into her fans’ heads; and recent newsmaker Taylor Swift, who would be a perfect naïve ingénue.

We also have three suggestions for Crystal Connors, Nomi’s arch rival and would-be lesbian lover. In the original, the role was played by Gina Gershon.

Our choices are: Marisa Tomei, who was one of our favorite strippers of all time in The Wrestler; Megan Fox, whose refusal to get nude would immediately disqualify her with extreme prejudice; and Rosario Dawson, who’s a little young for the part, but more than sexy enough.

Roll the dice and read the rest of our suggested cast list after the jump.

She's a Brick . . . . House (M.D.)

Megan Fox once said: "Olivia Wilde is so sexy she makes me want to strangle a mountain ox with my bare hands."

The mountain ox population should be shaking in their hooves at the moment, because House M.D. hottie Olivia is the subject of a new fashion shoot so sheerly sexy, so niptacular, Megan might be inspired to take out an entire herd or two.

More ox-killingly sizzling Olivia after the cut!