Born and raised in Virginia, Mary Holland left home to attend Northern Illinois University, where she received a BFA in Acting. But her career really got going when she started performing sketch and improv comedy at the Upright Citizens Brigade Theatre. Mainly because most of her career has been spent upright, rather than horizontal if you know what we mean, Mary is one of those actresses that often looks familiar, but you can’t quite place. She has appeared in nearly 100 movies and TV shows starting right around 2011, from playing former "successful attorney" Victoria Herzog on Parks and Recreation to joining Zac Efron as Becky in Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates (2016), all the way to a bunch of different roles on Comedy Bang! Bang! She's funny, but since you're here because you want to bang her, the best we can do is when we see Mary showing off her bra clad milkers in an episode of Blunt Talk. It's a Patrick Stewart vehicle about a refined British newsman who has to come to the USA and resort to tabloid style journalism. In by far the best scene, when her man doesn't quite do the job, Mary rolls over and finishes herself off. It's great to listen to, but Mary keeps her bra on which, to be blunt, is hugely disappointing. Mary moved on to playing Jonah's former fiance Shawnee Tanz on perennial Emmy darling Veep, then headed to the big screen in Unicorn Store (2017). Mary tested her dramatic side as Geist employee Wendy on season two of Homecoming, but most recently, Mary appeared in a couple episodes of Physical. We just wish Miss Holland would do a nude scene. Just hearing her moan taking care of her own needs had us hard as a wooden clog but we'd really love to see the regions of Mary Holland's nether land.
