Mariska Hargitay Nude

The Red Hot Chili Peppers once sang that "Catholic school girls rule," and Mr Skin couldn't agree more. Those little plaid skirts . . . the sweet knee socks . . . the bad girl attitude underneath a layer of chastity.

In honor of school starting up again, we've culled together a list of sexy celebrities who actually attended Catholic school in their teen years. Jennifer Lopez, Amber Heard, and Kim Kardashian are all babes who donned the uniform and braved the nuns, but some of these sex bombs may surprise you.

See the whole list on the next page!

Tail from the Darkside

Welcome back, my thirsty friends, to Castle Rackula. Last week, I dug deep into the catacombs of 1980s horror movies and came up with more than a few bones.

On this visit, I would like to turn your attention to the world of horror television. In the 1980s, a slew of shows popped up in the vein of old classics The Twilight Zone and Kolchak the Night Stalker.

While shows like Tales from the Crypt, The Hunger, and Masters of Horror are well known for their copious nudity, this was not the case, sadly, with these syndicated broadcast series. But they still had their share of babes, many of whom decides to flash flesh elsewhere.

Read more after the bite.

Iconic Eisenhower-era blonde bombshell Jayne Mansfield finally exploded nude on all over the big screen in the comedy Promises! Promises!, which debuted on this date in 1963.

Thus was born the first instance of Hollywood using celebrity nudity to sell a movie.

And from there, the remainder of Skinstory has followed.

Learn more about the real-life mom of Law and Order: SVU's Mariska Hargitay, and the film that broke down the boob-and-butt barrier, after the jump.

From time to time, I like to blog about some of my favorite boob tube shows in hopes that someone will see the light and put them out on DVD. Today, I've been thinking about the short-lived syndicated horror anthology series Freddy's Nightmares, which ran from 1988-1990. Unlike Friday the 13th: The Series, the other horror series spun off from a successful movie franchise, Freddy's Nightmares actually featured the killer from the movies, as well as the fictional town of Springwood, on the shows. Freddy Kreuger (Robert Englund) was a kind of Crypt Keeper-esque host who introduced the interlocking stories in bumper segments. The series was low budget and used unknown actors but some of those actors, like Brad Pitt, John Cameron Mitchell, and Mariska Hargitay later became big stars. And some, like Sarah Buxton and Lori Petty, went on to show skin (although not on the show itself, sadly). Still, any show set in a place called Springwood (who doesn't?) deserves my attention.

Wherever men of ideas and action gather to exchange theories and compare experiences, the talk invariably comes around to praising those few accomplished gentlemen among us who have wallowed in the physical delights of a mother and her daughter. The notion of gaining access to the most intimate, moistest recesses of two women, one of whom has squirmed from the womb of the other, is too much for a meek-willed male to contemplate without swooning. It's a hale and brave fellow who embraces the reality of copulating with two successive generations of directly descending females.