Marisa Miller Nude

Victoria's Secret debuts $3 million fantasy bra.

Every year lingerie powerhouse Victoria's Secret creates a fantasy bra to be worn by one of its Angels in the annual Victoria's Secret fashion show. The bra's usually covered in diamonds and worth a couple million dollars.

But you want to know a secret, Victoria? Nobody's looking at the bra. We're far more interested in what that push-up is working to conceal.

This year's fantasy bra is being worn by recent ass flasher Marisa Miller. And while the bra, with over 150 karats of diamonds, is nice, our attention is firmly focused between the bra's two cups. The secret to VS's success? Flaunting amazing cleavage like Marisa's!

After the cut, see video of Marisa modeling Victoria's Secret's $3 million fantasy bra.

Swimsuit Model . . . Minus the Swimsuit

In the pantheon of perfect figures, model Marisa Miller is way, way up there on the list. The professional wearer of lingerie and bikinis boasts heavenly huge natural hooters, a tummy tighter than a proverbial drum, legs that practically run up to her neck, and a high-water booty that defies gravity.

Marisa's rarely seen wearing anything other than swimwear or bras and panties, but she switched things up a bit late last week while shooting the new Victoria's Secret catalog—by not wearing a swimsuit. Because she was baring her incredible ass on the beach!

More on the full moon after the cut!

The Bar is Set High

Tastier than a steaming knish and hotter than August on the West Bank, Israeli supermodel Bar Rafaeli came in just a thong-width behind Marisa Miller in the race to be last year’s Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue cover girl.

But this year, nothing appears to be standing between Bar and the highest honor bestowed upon any swimsuit model.

The formal announcement has yet to take place, but the entertainment world is buzzing that this is Bar’s year, based on her spec-rack-ular shoot in the 2007 and 2008 issues.

Bar’s appearance on the cover means that, for once, SI subscribers can slap their salami to some Semitic skin without having to open up the magazine.

Read more after the jump.

Thank you Neptune, God of the Sea

2008 Sports Illustrated swimsuit edition cover model Marisa Miller’s offer to appear nude may not have appealed to the people at Playboy magazine, but thankfully every other human being on the planet earth (including her salaciously Sapphic supermodel sisters) feels differently.

Still, that initial rejection must have stung the Victoria’s Secret babe because, after her 1997 topless photo shoot for Perfect 10 magazine, Marisa’s mams have remained unseen.

Sure, there have been mesh tops, body paint, and even the occasional crack of dawn, but nothing to compare to complete and unobstructed toplessness.

But now Neptune (or Poseidon if you’re Greek), the temperamental god of the sea who so plagued Ulysses, has done what Hugh Hefner wouldn’t do and given us a good look at Marisa’s milk-squirter.

See the picture and read more after the jump.

The Kali Yug Marches On

Hollyscoop reports that red-hot supermodel Marisa Miller tried to pose nude for Playboy, but was turned down.

So the statuesque blonde posed for Perfect 10 instead. Then she became a Victoria’s Secret model and one of the most masturbated-to women in the world.

Struggling to make sense of it all, Mr Skin has proposed a theory that Marisa showed up to the Playboy offices on April 1st, and her dismissal was the result of an April Fool’s joke that went much, much too far.

Read more after the jump.

Superdupermodel Kate Moss in a see-through sweater. (Taxi Driver Movie)

Supermodel Marisa Miller nude pics. (Egotastic)

Supermodel Lydia Hearst nude pics by Terry Richardson. (Nudography)

Multiple other supermodel nip slips and see-throughs. (Taxi Driver Movie)

Nicole Kidman to play a transsexual. (Socialite Life)

Pam Anderson's kids get teased at school about mom’s sex tape. (Celebitchy)

Katy Perry: The Eyes Have Tit! (Hollywood Tuna)

Drew Barrymore is a lesbian dream-date. (Yeeeah)

Jessica Simpson's super-cleavage causes injury to others. (Nip Slip)

Boobie chick Sandee Westgate reviews Zombie Strippers. (Tuna Flix)

Angelina Jolie’s original photos for W were “too racy.” (IMDB)

Lindsay Lohan comes clean about being bisexual. (Page Six)

Beyonce wants to play Wonder Woman. (Dlisted)

Taylor Swift photographed by fans at Victoria's Secret. (NY Post)

Nuts magazine presents “Assess My Breasts.” (NUTS!)

Gemma Atkinson busts out huge boobs for Nuts lingerie shoot. (Hollywood Tuna)

AnnaLynne McCord kisses a girl and we like it. (Faded Youth)

Paris Hilton flaunts her patriot-tits. (Drunken Stepfather)

Marisa Miller poses for Victoria's Secret. (WWTDD)

Elle Macpherson claims her lingerie line booming because of the bad economy. (IMDB)

Let us all give spanks for Fleshbot’s November porn calendar. (Fleshbot)

Kate Moss vaginal lip slip. (Imagebam)

Sophie Anderton fuzzy-bush upskirt. (Taxi Driver Movie)

Deep inside the Miami Dolphins cheerleader locker room. (On 205th)

Britney Spears ignites the cover of Cosmo. (TMZ)

Holly Madison says Hef is high maintenance. (Hollywood Drag)