Margot Kidder Nude

Mr Skin’s Skintastic Summer Movie Guide 2009

Where to see Hollywood’s blockbuster girls of summer without their swimsuits on.

As Memorial Day looms with beach openings, first-of-the-season barbecues, and long-awaited hot weather, so too do Hollywood’s biggest, loudest, most slam-bangingly awesome summer movie blockbusters.

And, just like everyone else, Mr Skin can hardly wait.

Each year, it seems as though the studios unleash their top-ticket titles earlier than ever. So far in 2009 we’ve already seen Star Trek, Angels & Demons, and X-Men Origins: Wolverine. But the best and the barest still lie ahead.

Join Mr Skin now for a unique spin on a typical summer movie guide.

Most media outlets will tell you what films are coming out, who spent how much on what, and how much stuff gets blown up in spectacular fashion.

But Mr Skin casts his expert eye on the stunning starlets of 2009’s summer movies, pointing out who gets nude in which titles and, in case they’re keeping covered or more skinvestigation is necessary, where to find each sexy celebrity nude in previous releases.

Mr Skin’s Skintastic Summer Movie Guide 2009 is your go-to resource not only to see what’s playing over the course of the swelter months, but where to find the really hot stuff—namely, Jessica Biel nude, Amy Adams nude, Katherine Heigl nude, Maggie Gyllenhaal nude, Evan Rachel Wood nude, Rachel McAdams nude, Milla Jovovich nude, Alison Lohman nude, Penélope Cruz nude, and all other 2009 summer movie celebs nude.

Surf’s up and bikinis are off! Now let Mr Skin be your guide!

First Her Clothes, Now Her Crown

The nude photos circulating this week of 18 year-old Sofia Rudieva, the erstwhile model from St. Petersburg (formerly Petrograd, formerly Leningrad, formerly St. Petersburg) who was crowned Miss Russia earlier this month, have cost her the title.

Now, as the pageant rules established during the 1993 constitutional crisis wherein a besotted Boris Yeltsin dissolved the Russian parliament clearly state, the title reverts to Vice-Miss Russia Svetlana Stepankovskaya.

While Svetlana is undoubtedly as pud-poundingly pulchritudinous a post-politiburo piece of pudenda as was Sofia, she’s not naked on the Internet. Not yet, anyway.

Meanwhile, Brazilian reality TV star Maria Cardi is sitting pretty after videos of her slobbering on a knob and getting nailed in cowgirl position were leaked on the web, but, presumably because she appeared naked in Playboy 34 years ago, would-be Canadian first lady Margot Kidder is penniless and insane, reduced to doing The Vagina Monologues.

Read more after the jump.

Welcome back to Castle Rackula for the third and final installment of my Horny Holiday Horrors series. This will be my last post of the year as I am preparing for my annual Holiday Trip to a secret island in the Caspian Sea where I join a few of my powerful Hollywood friends to hunt the most dangerous game: human beings we found on Craigslist.

But I will be back in 2009 with an expanded blog and a new commitment to Twittering. So if you’re not already following me on Twitter, don’t waste another precious moment.

But without further ado, I bring you three more Christmas-themed slasher movies with nudity.

Read more after the bite.

New Canadian Channel To Feature Northern (and Southern) Peeks

The Canadian Radio-television and Telecommunications Commission has approved a proposal by Alberta-based Real Productions to launch an adult cable channel called Northern Peaks, provided that they find a carrier and that at least 50% of the content be Canadian-made, according to a recent article.

Luckily, Canadians have lots of incredibly hot beavers to choose from when they want celebrity nudity, including Mia Kirshner, Pamela Anderson, Natasha Henstridge, Shannon Tweed, Helen Shaver, and Margot Kidder.

Read more and check out a free pic fro Canadian lesbian vampire flick Eternal after the cut.

Two Mr. Skin Hall-of-Fame Classics Slated for the Remake Treatment. But Will they Be as Nudity-packed as the Originals?

Yesterday was a banner day for movie-remake news, as power studio MGM announced that a musical version of the Nicolas Cage teen sex comedy Valley Girl is in the works, and Hyde Park Entertainment secured rights to an update of the classic Blake Edwards comedy 10, which featured Bo Derek's first-ever nude scenes.

After the jump, Mr. Skin analyzes each film's likelihood of daring to bare, plus catch some nude shots from each nudie classic.