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Malibu Express (1985)
Review, Pics, and Clips
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- Genre:
- Action
- Director:
- Andy Sidaris
- Rated:
- R
- Theatrical Release:
- January 1st, 1985
- US DVD Release:
- October 29th, 2002
- Country:
- USA
Down and out detective Cody Abilene (Darby Hinton) is in desperate need of a money-making case in Malibu Express (1985). He hits the lusty mother load when the curvy Contessa Luciana (Sybil Danning) hires him to investigate the murder of her husband. Stumbling upon international espionage and a barrage of half-naked centerfold foils (including booby beauties such as Barbara Edwards, Kimberly McArthur, and … Become a Mr Skin Member and get the full review
Skin Stars
Sybil Danning • Contessa Luciana
Nude1 pic
Barbara Edwards • May
Nude9 pics, 2 clips
Robyn Hilton • Maid Marian
Nude1 pic
Alex Hinton • NA
Nude2 pics
Kimberly McArthur • Faye
Nude3 pics, 1 clip
Shanna McCullough • Massage Girl
Nude3 pics, 1 clip
Lorraine Michaels • Liza Chamberlain
Nude7 pics, 1 clip
Shelley Taylor Morgan • Anita Chamberlain
Nude6 pics, 1 clip
Suzanne M. Regard • Sexy Sally
Nude4 pics, 1 clip
Lori Sutton • Beverly
Nude6 pics, 1 clip
Lynda Wiesmeier • June Khnockers
Nude8 pics, 2 clips
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If summertime 1982 served as cherry-popping Ground Zero for the decade’s teen sex comedy phenomenon—and seeing as it contained the premieres of Porky's, The Last American Virgin, and Fast Times at Ridgemont High, it did—then the subsequent swelter season’s Private School (1983) was the first direct fallout. And what a gloriously radiant after-effect it is.
To be sure, a spate of raunchy teen farces did rush into theaters during the ’82-’83 school year—among them: The Beach Girls, Homework, Joysticks, Losin’ It, Goin’ All the Way, My Tutor, Pink Motel, 
Spring Break, (the mighty) Screwballs, and (the also mighty) Zapped!
But Private School represented Hollywood’s first full-scale attempt to concoct an all-out teen sex comedy blockbuster, calculatedly combining familiar genre tropes (nerds, jocks, nudity-producing pranks, cross-dressing one’s way into the girls’ shower room, etc.), and then adding Phoebe Cates—the naked girl from Fast Times—up on top like a beautiful, brown-nippled bow.
By Col. Tobias McGleaner, Ret.Forgive an old soldier his tears. But when I learned of the death of my friend, the great filmmaker Andy Sidaris, on March 7, 2007, the breasts of the world looked a little less buoyant, the butts somehow not as round, and the pussy just wasn't as juicy.
I'm not speaking metaphorically. The news came in the morning edition of Stars and Stripes that I was reading in a Saigon cathouse. Peeling the three naked concubines off my body, I knew I had to get my ass back to the States and bag me a bazooka-breasted American girl in honor of our fallen hero.
Nude Scene Guide
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Sybil Danning … Contessa Luciana
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Barbara Edwards … May
– 0:12:00 – breasts, bushSynopsis: Barbara flashes her mighty (and perfect!) mammaries and an exceptionally brief bit of bush in the shower with Kimberly McArthur. Barb's the brunette nearer the front. (43 seconds)
– 1:07:00 – breastsSynopsis: Barbara bares her breasts again when she doffs her bikini top while serving Mr. Tom Selleck Wannabe some coffee... (46 seconds)
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Kimberly McArthur … Faye
– 0:12:00 – breastsSynopsis: Kimberly and Barbara Edwards share some quality topless time in the shower. Kim's the blonde in the back... Double bubbles for your troubles! (43 seconds)
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Shanna McCullough … Massage Girl
– 0:35:00 – breastsSynopsis: Shanna shows her perky pimples off while giving some mean feller a massage... Does the price include a 'happy ending'? (44 seconds)
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Lorraine Michaels … Liza Chamberlain
– 0:25:00 – breasts, buttSynopsis: Lorraine's pair gets some air when she rides some dude's cooze in the shower. She's definitely wet enough... (48 seconds)
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Shelley Taylor Morgan … Anita Chamberlain
– 0:28:00 – breasts, buttSynopsis: Shelley lets her perky pair and prominent posterior out to play during a roll in the sack... "Smile! You're on SkinTV!" (39 seconds)
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Suzanne M. Regard … Sexy Sally
– 0:52:00 – breastsSynopsis: Oozy Suzy shows a nice close-up of her right rib cushion when she puts the squeeze on it. She sends her 'breast Regards', by the way. (21 seconds)
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Lori Sutton … Beverly
– 0:56:00 – breasts, buttSynopsis: Sutton gets her inner slut on, as she displays tons of T&A in this rather Skintertaining bedroom sex sequence... Nice tan lines! (87 seconds)
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Lynda Wiesmeier … June Khnockers
– 0:06:00 – breastsSynopsis: Lynda bares her bodacious breasts for Tom Selleck's protege, then proceeds to make out with him... Damn, look at how those milk factories hang! (26 seconds)
– 1:18:00 – breastsSynopsis: Lynda lets 'em fly again while trying to turn on her beau as they race away from a helicopter in a stock car... Timing is everything. (55 seconds)
