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Sienna Miller Hates Nudity, Takes off Top Anyway

Here's the thing, ladies: If you're an actress and you have a penchant for taking out your titties whenever the cameras are rolling, your daddy's gonna see them. So if you don't like the idea of your papa peeping what on any other human would turn him on, then go into real estate or accounting. Or hire a hitman. Or keep your shirt on. Otherwise, Sienna Miller, we don't want to hear about how...

Pregnant with a Smoke Baby

Now, normally when blogs and other media outlets post pictures of celebrities with a fourth of an inch of slightly puffy lower abdomen that may or may not be a waistband with the headline "BUMP ALERT!!!!!!", we take a certain glee in calling them out on their folly. But these pictures of Britney Spears, spangled Ed Hardy wifebeater straining over a terrifyingly gravid gut . . . we have no excuses. According to The Daily...

Ashlee and Petee: Nuptials Are Nigh!

Love springs a turtle. Or eternal, whatever. Lip-synching, rhinoplastic fantastic celebrity sibling Ashlee Simpson is rumored to be marrying her wang-flashing Fall Out Fiance, Pete Wentz, this coming weekend. Reports Us: Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz will wed Saturday, May 17 at a "top secret" location, a source close to the couple told Usmagazine.com. "Proper invites have not been sent out but instead guests have been given a save the date notice," the source told...