Macho que ladra no muerde (1984)

Macho que ladra no muerde (1984) is a Mexican comedy, but there’s nothing funny about when a woman crawls on all fours. It gets us hard. There’s something about the position. Is it submissive? Yes, but there’s more to it. Our response is physical, not psychological. We’re reacting to the shape of the body, the raising of the hind quarters, the hanging of the breasts, all presented to us as if tribute to our erection, which immediately responds in sticky kind. That’s what happened when we saw Maribel Guardia here, the brunette beauty, in pink hot pants and a midriff-bearing tight top, crawls on all fours and we’re not down for the count, but up, up, up! Later when we see her in a pair of skimpy panties and black bra, well, that’s just icing on our boner.