Thank you, bigwigs of Hollywood, for giving us an early gift on this lovely long weekend. Not only do we get Labor Day off, but we have some truly stellar skinnage to choose from at theaters this weekend. God bless America!

The American

Or should we say, God bless The American (2010)? George Clooney movies are almost always worth the price of admission, but none as much as his brand-new outing. Just one minute in, Irina Bjorklund makes with the ass, and then in four separate scenes scattered throughout the rest of the flick, we have hot Italian dish Violante Placido baring boobs and pubes! Violante's mom is Stefania Sandrelli, who famously got topless in The Godfather, so you know that she got tit from her mama!

Machete

Want some blood with your boobs? Check out Robert Rodriguez's new grindhouse-style film, Machete (2010). The rumors floating around that Lindsay Lohan bares her freckly funbags are depressingly exaggerated, but she and costars Jessica Alba and Michelle Rodriguez still look stabbingly hot. And we get plenty of nudity from redhead Alicia Rachel Marek as Lilo's MILFy mom, and nudecomer Mayra Leal, showing T&A while pulling a cell phone out of her hot body's "natural pocket", a clip we have here at MrSkin.com! You've got to see to believe!

Going the Distance

If your gal wants to drag you to a chick flick, Drew Barrymore's new dramedy, Going the Distance (2010) is also out. Sadly, we don't see Drew's two, but Barrymore has definitely bared more in her film career. This former child star proved she was all woman in Bad Girls and Boys on the Side, but her creme de la skin is some boneriffic horror hooters in Doppelganger: The Evil Within (1993). It's bloody hot!