Luz Marina

Quite frankly, we have no idea what the 1981 Venezuelan drama Luz Marina was about--and we don’t care! All we do care about is that it starred Latina love lumpkin Maria Conchita Alonso in the title role. This stunning spitfire first gained fame as Mexico City’s Miss Distrito Federal (Federal District), then went on to represent Venezuela in the Miss World Pageant. From there, she went on to a prosperous singing and bi-lingual acting career. Oh, and she also got naked in a lot of stuff. With perky B-cups and nipples for days, she first teased Texas sheriff Nick Nolte, and tantalized the audience, when she came out of the shower in Extreme Prejudice. She also got naked in the tub with hairy wildebeest Robin Williams in Moscow on the Hudson and continued to please crowds with her lovely brown betties in House of Spirits and Blackheart. Although she has faded from the limelight in more recent years, Maria Conchita Alonso is still one of the most recognized Latina actresses in the states, and with a rack like that, we’re in no hurry to see her go.