Love on a Branch Line

A dull civil servant finds excitement at a palatial country estate in the British mini-series Love on a Branch Line (1994). Jasper Pye (Michael Mahoney) excels at his government job, but is a total bore. His co-workers think so, his girlfriend thinks so, even Jasper thinks so. So he makes plans to move to Paris and become a painter, but before he can go find himself Jasper is sent to dis-assemble Lord Flamborough (Leslie Phillips)'s  rural "research unit." When he arrives, Jasper finds that the "research" is little more than an excuse for the government to pay Flamborough's bills. But then he meets the eccentric Lord's three beautiful daughters, and Jasper abandons his duties in favor of booty. Aristocratic T&A comes courtesy of English rose Abigail Cruttenden, who shows us cupcakes and caboose sunbathing nude. Talk about a stiff upper lip!