London Bridge

The details on this 1995 British series are a bit hazy--in fact the show seems to have become lost in the mists of time. The extensive cast full of people you’ve probably never heard of included Seretta Wilson. Although her filmography of eleven titles is far from extensive, this lady has been around the block, getting her start in 1971’s The Death Wheelers. From there, she went on to star in such unheard of classics as The Horror of Snape Island. Her defining moment in celluloid arrived when she nearly put our eyes out with her perky, pointy gumdrops in 1976’s Keep it Downstairs. She must be pushing fifty by now, so her days of on-screen nakedness have probably drawn to a close. Too bad, because considering the fact that her last film credit was as a “Texan Wife” in the unheard of B Monkey, which grossed a whopping $34,000 U.S., the lady’s options may be quickly diminishing.