Local Heroes

The premise of this short-lived and long forgotten 1996 sitcom is lost in the mists of poor historical documentation. However, we do know that it had a fairly talented cast that includedJay Mohr from the quickly defunct but sorely missed acerbic Fox sitcom Action. It also featured veteran character actor David Keith, who more recently appears in such films as U-571, and is not to be confused with veteran character actor Keith David, who currently does the bad-ass voice work for the NAVY commercials and is a favored actor from John Carpenter’s The Thingand They Live.  Just in case that’s as clear as mud, David Keith is the white guy, Keith David is the black guy, and both of them are damn fine actors in their own right. Now that we’ve cleared that up, let us take note that the show also starred Kristen Datillo, a gorgeous, rail-thin blonde waif with an impressive rack. Though she has yet to display her breakfast tray, she has been seen running around in tight shirts, bras, and even clutching her hands over her sizeable snack rack on The Chris Isaak Show. For shame, you little tease. FOR SHAME!