Liz & Dick (2012)

SKINfamous firecrotch Lindsay Lohan dons a black wig to play original "good girl gone bad" Elizabeth Taylor in Liz & Dick (2012). Liz's affair with her Cleopatra co-star and two-time husband Richard Burton (played here by Grant Bowler) is famous for its tumultuous ups and downs, and you can bet that this Lifetime TV movie isn't going to skimp on the drama. One thing it does skimp on, however, is Lindsay in the buff, which is a shame because she's one of a small handful of Hollywood starlets who can match Liz's legendary chest torpedoes cup for cup. We do get to see Lindsay's busty body in a retro-style swimsuit as she sunbathes, though, so Liz & Dick won't leave you with a totally limp dick.