Linda Lovelace Nude

A weekly look back at celeb nudity happenings of note, ranging from the earliest days of famous females to today’s hottest starlets.

Get the in-depth facts and figures on skincredible events that happened during the week of November 8th through November 14th.

This week's lesson in Skinstory includes Lindsay Lohan coming out as a lady-loving bisexual, Paris Hilton helping the women of the world smell sexier, Marisa Ryan of the sitcom Major Dad growing up naked and girl-girl loving it, Linda Lovelace landing on everyone’s lips upon the debut of Deep Throat, scream queen Linnea Quigley making it so Santa Claus isn’t the only one coming in Silent Night, Deadly Night, and Zora Kerova adding hot flesh to all the blood in the grindhouse great Cannibal Ferox.

Last Trip Behind the Green Door

In shocking news, Golden Age porn queen Marilyn Chambers was found dead yesterday in her mobile home in Santa Clarita, California.

Once the model pictured on the Ivory Snow box, Chambers rose to fame as the star of the X-rated classic Behind the Green Door in 1972 and went on to be one of porn’s great trailblazers.

Long before the Belladonnas, Sasha Greys, and Dana DeArmonds of the world, Marilyn was shaving her pubes, piercing her genitals, and shoving large objects deep into her rectum.

As late as 2007, she was exploiting her MILF appeal in a series of instructional videos that included Marilyn Chambers Guide to Masturbation and Marilyn Chambers Guide to Anal Sex.

Marilyn, you still had so much to teach us.

Read more after the jump.

Stick around the Internet for the next little while and, I promise you, some unconscionable cliché-spewer will assault your computer screen with a phrase he’ll want you to believe he just came up with himself:

“Two words: Nazi. Zombies.”

Please note the period after each of these two words. It wouldn't be Internet Douchespeak without them.

Motivating this tripe is hype for an official Tool-Approved Sundance Take on the Topic. Don’t fall for it. Fall in love, instead, with Shock Waves and Bloodsucking Nazi Zombies. All over again.

Better still, support new horror efforts on the order of Gutterballs and Blood and Sex Nightmaer, where the hair that gets raised -- amazingly, on-camera -- is pubic. Other times, the naked vaginas on up-close display are bald.

Come swallow the whole mess after the jump.

Deeper than Deep, Your Cooler

Now fans of the late Gerard Damiano’s porn classic Deep Throat can satisfy their oral fixations in another way: by drinking a mixture of juices, extracts, and vitamins out of a big can bearing the image of Linda Lovelace.

And for the real fans, there’s even better news on the horizon.

The company that distributes the porn-themed libation is giving away a cooler that comes in three different designs, all bearing Linda’s iconic image.

Now you can have something to put next to your Deep Throat pinball machine to keep your fuel cool during those marathon sessions.

Read more after the cut.

Porn Stars Go From the Main Vein to Mainstream

Citing examples like Sasha Grey, Jenna Jameson, Traci Lords, Katie Morgan, and the upcoming stage musical based on the life of Linda Lovelace, yesterday’s LA Times declared that “porn stars are the new crossover artists.”

This does not include porn stars Mila, who is an ass artist, or Charlie, who appears in The Pickup Artist.

The widely reported recent death of Deep Throat director Gerard Damiano reminded the world of the time in the early 1970s, when porn chic brought hardcore to millions of viewers who would have never braved a porno theater before.

A few years later, home video would do a much better job of it.

Now that adult actresses like Sasha Grey and Katie Morgan are appearing in the new Steven Soderbergh film The Girlfriend Experience and Zack and Miri Make a Porno, respectively, the topic of porn in the mainstream is hot again.

Read more after the jump.

Mr Skin Remembers Director of Deep Throat

Gerard Damiano, the man behind Golden Age classics Deep Throat and The Devil in Miss Jones and the mainstreaming of hardcore in the early 1970s dubbed “porn chic,” passed away this past Saturday from complications caused by a stroke.

Over his time in the industry, Damiano worked with stars like Linda Lovelace, Gloria Leonard, Harry Reems, Jamie Gillis, Peter North, George Payne, Sharon Mitchell, Annie Sprinkle, and Sharon Kane.

The director had retired in 1994 after making a total of 47 movies, including the BDSM-themed The Story of Joanna, Let My Puppets Come, and Splendor in the Ass with early anal queen Rachel Ryan.

Read more after the cut.

Is Halle Berry sexiest woman alive? Esquire says so, backs up claim with photo shoot. (The Superficial)

Jessica Alba’s bondage ad spikes bondage tape sales. (TMZ)

Rose McGowan is the latest hottie named to play Linda Lovelace. DO NOT MAKE THIS A PG-13 MOVIE!!! (Celebitchy)

Minka Kelly nip slip. (Celebrity Beta)

The very breast of Jennifer Love Hewitt’s cleavage. (Complex)

Pink misses her husband’s pretty penis. (The Blemish)

Hot chicks dressed as Lara Croft. (Buge Hoobs)

Topless DJ Niki Bellucci DJs topless. (Hottest Girls of MySpace)

Raising the Bar’s Natalie Cigliuti is hot. (World of Isaac)

Bond girl Olga Kurylenko nudes it up. (Less Clothes)

Avril Lavigne nudes it up, but only in completely fake nude pics. (CityRag)