Linda Blair Nude

Some may wonder what advice I, Mr. Skin, the world’s foremost authority on celebrity nudity, can provide to amorously adventurous, married—and now, no doubt, harried—attempted-blackmail victim David Letterman.

Well, for one, I can tell him where to find the greatest women-in-prison shower scene of all time (29 minutes into 1983’s Chained Heat, where new fish Linda Blair gets a taste of queen jailbird Sybil Danning).

But, more practically, I can offer guidance to Dave via lessons I’ve gleaned from vital naked movie moments. In fact I can even give him:

Mr. Skin’s Top 10 Extramarital/Interoffice Nude Scenes (and What David Letterman Can Learn from Them)

10. Secretary (2002)

Time: 1 hour, 15 minutes

Nude: Maggie Gyllenhaal

Scene: Maggie leans forward on a desk for boss James Spader, who removes her undergarments and spanks that assistant.

The Lesson: Love hurts. So much, sometimes, it can leave you black and blue and read (on the very gossip sites you’ve forever struggled to avoid) all over.

See the complete list after the cut.

Mr Skin's personal preference when it comes to boobs is 1) big, and 2) natural. However, he's a man who can appreciate all sizes and shapes, even when it comes to implants.

Some actresses get fakies and love the look and feel, while some may regret their decision to surgically plump their pair.

In today's Top 10, we celebrate the brave Hollywood hotties, like Nicole Eggert and Mariel Hemingway, who went under the knife twice: once to get implants, once to get them removed.

From mountains to molehills, they're all mamtastic.

See them all after the cut!

Tricks and Teats

Greetings and salutations from the darkest recesses of Castle Rackula, high in the hills of Mamsylvania.

Halloween night is very special around here. All my monster friends and a handful of Hollywood phonies come by and we engage in all the standard festivities: boobing for chest-apples, carving up rump-kins, playing pin-the-tail-on-the-prostitute-from-Craigslist, and having a séance to commune with the spirits of dead prostitutes.

I was also happy this year to get my good friend Mark Johnston from Shocking Videos' Halloween newsletter. All that nostalgia made me feel like I was 412 again.

In honor of the Great Pumpkin, I put on my copy of Night on Disco Mountain and compiled this list, a veritable Bocaccio’s Decameron of ten of my favorite naked horror movies that take place on Halloween night.

To be fair, only eight of them have nudity, but I included two additional movies for my own reasons.

So pull up coffin, sit down, and skin-joy!

Read more after the bite.

It's Halloween! The one time a year when gross, scary and slutty are perfectly acceptable attire...

Have you ever been out to a bar on Halloween? Every chick is dressed up as either something totally outrageous like a toaster oven, or a skanky version of a police officer, doctor, French maid, or naughty little devil (guilty as charged on more than one of those). But it's the one day a year when it's OK to play dress up and let the imagination run wild...

Throughout the Month of October, Count Down the Sexiest Nude Horror Movie Hotties of All Time!

Number 5: Linda Blair

Although she’s never gotten naked in a horror movie, per se, when it comes to the unholy annals of Scream Queendom, few lungs project more powerfully than those just beneath the booming D-cups of Linda Blair.

The frightful fact is this: Linda Blair portrayed demonically possessed little Regan in The Exorcist. She subsequently spent the 1980s busting out her hellaciously hot hooters in a series of the decade’s most skincandescent exploitation classics.

Therefore, Linda Blair ranks right near the top of Mr. Skin’s Top 31 Naked Scream Queens.

Click the pic to see Linda Blair nude.

A Skintroduction to Mr Skin's Man in the Feels

Editor's Note: McBeardo is Mr Skin’s resident sexpert on weird, cult, fringe, midnight, underground and/or any other extreme form of skinema.

He reports from the frontlines and backrooms of most skintimidating screening halls on the planet – not the least of which is the place where he keeps his couch.

The opinions of McBeardo are not necessarily those of Mr Skin, MrSkin.com, or any related affiliates. The ideas as to what constitutes a “wild time” are definitely not Mr Skin’s, period.

Please click McBeardo's mitt on the magnifincent bosom on Nekromistress to go to the next page and read his first column.