Liebe auf Kredit (2007)

Some people will do anything for money, even if it means intercepting a money-laundering scheme, as is Henriette Heinze’s master plan in Liebe auf Kredit (2007). The poor German brunette’s husband left her and her daughter, taking all of their savings with him, and when she gets canned from her catering service job, desperate times call for desperate measures. Luckily, she overhears her old boss scheming up some money-laundering job, so she decides to surprise him with a heist.

But, as always, love wins in the end (yawn) … but not without some German bush first! Henriette’s Bitburger furburger makes an appearance after she teases the masses in her skivvies for long enough. Unfortunately, Henriette’s hooters don’t come out to play, but one can only hope for a future feature. We’d also love to one day play in her brunette swath of Black Forest, but for now we’ll have to knock around our knockwurst!