According to various movie trivia sites, Lee Armstrong made a sum total of $30,000 for her sadly brief and skinless career in cinema. It was only two films, neither of which had a theatrical release, but Lee has still given viewers more than their money's worth, even if it's money audiences never personally paid. After appearing as an extra in Classic Stories for Children (1992), her first real movie was Magic Island (1995), a family fantasy about a boy sucked into a book about pirates. But it's her second cinematic foray that is far more revealing. In Leprechaun 3 (1995), the famed slick Mick heads to Las Vegas, where he drinks, gambles and murders anyone trying to keep him from his gold. In the movie, Lee is under the control of the little green man from Ireland and comes close to showing off her far from little lactoids. First, she is a busty magician's assistant whose cleavage provides a dizzying distraction as the illusionist handcuffs her, then later she gives an old mafia boss a striptease, only holding her bra with her hands before a woman bursts in and ruins the fun. Lee might never get fully naked, but Heidi Lynne Staley hits them out of the park in the film's lone skin scene. Immediately after her horror debut, Lee abandoned the acting world to become an intern on The Howard Stern Show. Unfortunately it looks like Howard kept it professional, never asking her to ride the Sybian or show her bababoobies by going topless with his usual gaggle of porn stars. Lee's post-Stern life is largely a mystery, so we'll have to just appreciate seeing her jiggling on our screens every St. Paddy's Day. Kiss me I'm Irish, but fuck me, I wish she did a nude scene. Oh well, even in her lone brief brush with fame Lee Armstrong will make one of your arm's strong!
