Lawn Dogs (1997)

Before they became stars, Mischa Barton and Sam Rockwell performed in Lawn Dogs (1997). The R rated flick centers around Devon Stockard (Barton). Although she’s only ten-years-old, the precocious child feels grown up since she’s recovered from heart surgery. Set in Kentucky, Devon resides in a gated community called Camelot Gardens with her parents: dull Daddy Morton (Christopher McDonald) and MILF mama Clare (Kathleen Quinlan). Yes, Mommie Dearest spreads her legs to get spewed by any guy with a working hose, including Brett (David Barry Gray). Meanwhile, Devon befriends local landscaper Trent Burns (Sam Rockwell). But when she insists he touch her surgical scar, the relationship becomes awkward. Of course, it doesn’t help that he accidentally runs over a dog. As such, the departed dog’s owner (Eric Mabius) and Devon’s father take turns beating Trent, who actually is innocent of any wrongdoing. Eventually, he must leave town. But not before he scores with pretty Pamela Gregory (Angie Harmon). In fact, Devon peeps at Pam’s bare breasts as she has sex with Trent in his mobile home. Don’t come a knockin’ if the trailer is a rockin’! If that’s not erotic enough, Ms. Harmon also reveals her rump in the sack. No wonder the movie won the Audience Award at the Athens International Film Festival and the Stockholm Film Festival. Plus, Rockwell was named Best Actor at both the Montreal World Film Festival and the Sitges Film Festival. Yes, Sam is a lawn dog — but who wouldn’t bury their bone in Angie?