Lauren Conrad Sexy

Mr Skin joins forces with Celebrity Sleuth to present a side-by-side skinalysis comparing the hottest Hollywood starlets with the sexiest porn stars of the 1970s and ’80s (plus a few contemporary XXX queens). Come see Lindsay Lohan, Anne Hathaway, Scarlett Johansson, Kristen Bell, Kim Kardashian, Paris Hilton, Blake Lively, Heidi Montag, and many more, placed alongside the hardcore fuck-film queens they most nakedly resemble, porn stars such as Traci Lords, Annie Sprinkle, Jeanna Fine, Ginger Lynn, Christy Canyon, and Sharon Mitchell. You will be T&Amazed!


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Whitney Nipney Slipney

Whitney Port, who was Lauren Conrad’s sidekick on MTV’s hit reality show The Hills, has recently switched coasts (and casts) to become the star of her own show, The City, set in NYC.

But it takes more than a new time slot and one of the coldest winters on record to keep this beach bunny out of a bikini and away from the pounding surf.

And thank God for that!

Equipped with a waterproof microphone pack that added just the right amount of extra weight to her swim top, Whitney waded into the water and was quickly disrobed by the irresistible forces of time and tide, giving camera-carrying onlookers the chance to snap pics of a momentarily exposed nipple.

Read more after the jump.

Kim Kardashian is krazy kurvaceous! (Drunken Stepfather)

Christina Aguilera brings double-Ds to MTV. (Rich and Brainless)

Michelle Hunziger has one honey of a heiney. (Yeeeah!)

Blake Lively or Lauren Conrad? (The Hollywood Gossip)

Make spunk to bikini-clad Sophie Monk. (Hollywood Sleazy)

Emma Watson nip slip video? (Filthy Stars)

Five places you expect to see boobs but never do. (Boobie Blog)

Hills Girls and Lindsay Lohan Burn Rubber in Condom-Sponsored Photo Booth

At the DKNY-sponsored Malibu house party in honor of the release of the trailer for Season 4 of MTV’s hit reality show The Hills, Lauren Conrad and fellow cast members Audrina Patridge and Lo Bosworth indulged in some hammy antics in a photo booth sponsored by Lifestyles condoms.

Keeping with the intimate nature of the product whose name covers the wall behind them like dried baby batter in a 25-cent peep-show booth, the girls seem intent on showing skin. Unfortunately, it’s the skin on the bottom of their feet. Check out some more revealing photos of The Hills girls after the jump.

Lauren Conrad's Near Nip Slip

Finally we get to see Lauren Conrad nude! Almost. Egotastic reports that at a recent party, the star of MTV's hit reality show The Hills had a few too many martoonies and nearly fell out of her plunging cleavage as she strolled past the paparazzi. We say "nearly" because this happy accident was prevented by that most hateful of all human inventions, double-sided nipple-tape. Once again, a simple strip of adhesive has cheated the world out of a long-awaited glimpse of a tipsy young Hollywood starlet?s rubbery pink pencil erasers, and it probably won?t be the last time either.