Las cosas del querer (1989)

Pepita (Ángela Molina) is a music-hall floozy who specializes in tickling the ivories of many muchacos in The Things of Love (1989). Pepita is double D-lighted to doink as many dorks as the hombres can dish out, and she’s happiest when they pay her to do so. During an air raid she raids the rod of piano player Juan, who promptly falls in lust with her chestual charms. He realizes he’s made a false start with the mamacita when she refuses to part with her empires of erect underlings. Years later the two reunite when they are both auditioning for a job with gay nightclub owner Mario. Soon Juan falls in love with Pepita. Mario falls for Juan, and poor Pepita just Juans to love everybody!