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La Pirate (1984)
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- Genre:
- Drama
- AKA:
- The Pirate
- Director:
- Jacques Doillon
- Country:
- France
La Pirate (1984) is another one of those French avant-garde films that aggressively make no sense. But wait--that doesn't mean it's bad. How can a movie that exposes every naked inch of flesh from hotties such as Jane Birkin and Maruschka Detmers be anything less than sextacular? The two play ex-lovers who are somehow reunited for some very hairy bedroom calisthenics. Then Jane's … Become a Mr Skin Member and get the full review
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Kinky Fashion Magazine Purple Does It Again
French actress Lou Doillon has kinkiness in her DNA. Her father, filmmaker Jacques Doillon, got her mother Jane Birkin naked in a hefty handful of movies in the 1980s, including the avant-garde lesbo classic La Pirate.
Since she began acting in 1988, Lou has followed in her miniature-mammed mother’s footsteps, showing off her me-doillons in movies like Nana, Embrassez qui vous voudrez, and Go Go Tales.
Now Lou is taking a cue from New York-born babe Paz de la Huerta and stripping down for skin-friendly photog Oliver Zahm in the virtual pages of cutting edge fashion magazine Purple’s online diary.
Read more after the jump.
Nude Scene Guide
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Jane Birkin … Alma
– 0:27:00 – breastsSynopsis: Jane shows off her nice back Birkin bag--she's scurrying around a room, wearing nothing but a white shirt that does a simply terrible job covering up her back end. (28 seconds)
– 0:34:00 – breastsSynopsis: Avast, ye boobies! Jane bares her pancake peaks in a tender balcony embrace with . . . another dame! Sacre bleu!!! (13 seconds)
– 0:36:00 – breasts, buttSynopsis: A tender moment turns to fighting and tears for our lezbo heroines, but who cares what's going on when Birkin's baring all three of her B's? (77 seconds)
– 0:47:00 – breastsSynopsis: Some creepo rips open Jane's top to expose her bite-sized right riblet, but luckily, she has her gal pal Detmers to comfort her. (21 seconds)
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Maruschka Detmers … Carol
– 0:21:00 – breastsSynopsis: Mam-ruschka's melons: revealed! Say hello to 'em when she pulls off her top. (17 seconds)
– 0:24:00 – breastsSynopsis: Lucky Jane gets to bury her mug in Maruschka's mega-pointy banana boobages! Outtasight! (34 seconds)
– 0:36:00 – breasts, bushSynopsis: Populous pelt alert! Detmers and Birkin lock into a lezbo clinch, with Ms. D showing a bounty of B's including some of the deepest, densest bush ever committed to celluloid! (107 seconds)
