La maman et la putain (1973)

The fine, furry French art of the ménage a trois is sexplored in 1973’s La maman et la putain (the Mother and the Whore). At the beginning of this epic critique of the sexual revolution, insufferable ideologue Alexandre (Jean-Pierre Leaud) lives with his partner Marie (Bernadette Lafont) in Paris. Alexandre spends his days drinking wine and lounging around, leaving him with plenty of free time to take advantage of his and Marie’s open relationship. While out trawling for tail, he meets the beautiful nurse Veronika (Francoise Lebrun) and invites her on a date. When he finds out that she’s voracious in the sack, Alexandre arranges a ménage a trois with his new lover and his old lady. The Mother and The Whore is a three-hour polemic described even by its fans as talky and overlong, but spankfully you’ve got Mr. Skin to fast forward to the good parts. Bernadette LaFont gets the party started 1 hour, 7 minutes in with a few glimpses at le raque as she lounges in bed, then 7 minutes later Francoise Lebrun joins the fray when a guy lifts up a sheet to bare her petite pair. Merci beaucoup, guy! Over the next hour and a half, we get to see boobs and butt from the lovely Mlle. LaFont and two more scenes of boobs from Lebrun. You’ll be erecting an Eiffel Tower in your trousers!