A theory about the fashion industry is that not all of the males who get into it are actually gay. If this is true, backstage at runway shows or at fittings in designer studios or on location for magazine photo shoots and television ads, the world of models and those who undress them is a powerful lure for heterosexual men. Could it be that these dudes only pretend to be gay because they want to keep the happy nappy dugout hunting ground free from competitors such as the rest of us? An argument suggests that anyone who doubts the validity of this assertion need only to check out model Kristen McMenamy’s topless traipse down the runway in Laufsteg ins Glück (1997). The German documentary shows the androgynous looker taking her bare breasts out for a trot in front of an audience of hundreds. If that’s how these models will appear in public, just imagine what goes on behind the curtain! Then skip off and enroll in a hairdresser academy near you. Or, retain your career and simply watch Married/Unmarried (2001) from the comfort of your easy chair. The hip British drama features Paolo Seganti, Gina Bellman, Ben Daniels, and Ms. McMenamy’s fab flesh! We especially enjoy watching the sexy starlet strutting her stuff in an itsy bitsy teeny weeny blue bikini. No wonder, the statuesque stunner posed in ad campaigns for summer collections selling skimpy swimwear. Since then, Kristen can be seen on the covers of magazines and in all guys’ dreams!
