Nude Scenes from
Knocked Up (2007)

The Dirigible Dozen: Up, Up, and Away in (and out of) Their Bountiful Brassieres . . .

The Adventures of Balloon Boy all over the news this week got Mr. Skin thinking of some famous funbags that have been hyper-amplified to the point(s) that it’s a wonder how the women to which they’re attached don’t take flight.

While we here at Mr. Skin prefer the female anatomy all natural—as well as au naturel—the prevalence of plastic surgery in show business means that accepting augmented appendages is just another aspect of being a celebrity skin devotee.

So if you’re going to pump up the mams, starlets, why not expand those glands to the point of impossible exaggeration? The following enormously implanted ingenudes make two huge cases at a time that while Hollywood hills are great, towering Tinseltown Himalayas have their place as well.


1. CHRISTINA AGUILERA
Pre-Liftoff: After a shared stint as the 1990s Mousekateers on MMC, Christina competed with Britney Spears to become our preeminent pop tart of the turn (on) of the century. While Brit went into crack-up mode, Christina opted for a multi-cup increase up front, lending more credence to those who always maintained that, to begin with, she always had the more powerful lungs of the pair.

Upward, Ho!: Christina’s early music videos and Rolling Stone covers showcase a rail-thin chanteuse who could barely dent a training bra. Come the new millennium, Xtina astoundingly emerged as a triple-D diva.

Top(less) Gravity-Defying Moment: Diary (2002)
At the height of her sexified phase while pushing the album Stripped and its hit single “Dirrty”, Christina did, in fact, strip on this MTV documentary series. Strategically placed strands of hair covered her nipple rings—most of the time. Eagle-eyed tit technicians at the Mr. Skin Labs caught Christina’s historic flesh flash and have preserved it for posterity.

See the rest of the list after the jump.

Subtext: “Les be Friends, Jen!”

When Knocked Up and Funny People star Leslie Mann attended the Academy Awards a few months back, she was less dazzled by the spectacle of host Hugh Jackman’s song and dance routines than by the Jennifer Aniston's ass, which was seated in the chair right in front of her.

"We got invited to the Academy Awards and we were sitting behind Jennifer Aniston and I'm always kind of jealous of the pictures of her in those trashy magazines in the little bikini, with her whole butt hanging out,” Mann explains. “Her butt looks so perfect and I can't believe anyone's butt looks so good, I'm convinced they retouched it.”

And I’m convinced that Leslie is thinking about touching it herself!

Read more after the jump.

Knock Knock, Who’s Nude?

Judd Apatow, the man behind Mr Skin’s big screen debut in Knocked Up, is giving fans of movie nudity a new reason to cut a hole in the bottom of their popcorn buckets.

His newest feature Funny People stars Adam Sandler, Seth Rogen, and sexy Leslie Mann in the story of a famous comedian who takes a young talent under his wing when he thinks he’s dying.

But more importantly, it features a boob-baring scene with nubile nudecomer Nydia McFadden getting topless on top of Adam Sandler.

Check out those funbags, people!

Read more after the jump.

Mr Skin’s Skintastic Summer Movie Guide 2009

Where to see Hollywood’s blockbuster girls of summer without their swimsuits on.

As Memorial Day looms with beach openings, first-of-the-season barbecues, and long-awaited hot weather, so too do Hollywood’s biggest, loudest, most slam-bangingly awesome summer movie blockbusters.

And, just like everyone else, Mr Skin can hardly wait.

Each year, it seems as though the studios unleash their top-ticket titles earlier than ever. So far in 2009 we’ve already seen Star Trek, Angels & Demons, and X-Men Origins: Wolverine. But the best and the barest still lie ahead.

Join Mr Skin now for a unique spin on a typical summer movie guide.

Most media outlets will tell you what films are coming out, who spent how much on what, and how much stuff gets blown up in spectacular fashion.

But Mr Skin casts his expert eye on the stunning starlets of 2009’s summer movies, pointing out who gets nude in which titles and, in case they’re keeping covered or more skinvestigation is necessary, where to find each sexy celebrity nude in previous releases.

Mr Skin’s Skintastic Summer Movie Guide 2009 is your go-to resource not only to see what’s playing over the course of the swelter months, but where to find the really hot stuff—namely, Jessica Biel nude, Amy Adams nude, Katherine Heigl nude, Maggie Gyllenhaal nude, Evan Rachel Wood nude, Rachel McAdams nude, Milla Jovovich nude, Alison Lohman nude, Penélope Cruz nude, and all other 2009 summer movie celebs nude.

Surf’s up and bikinis are off! Now let Mr Skin be your guide!

More Boob-Watching Opportunities from Universal

This time of year, the mention of Universal Studios is likely to conjure up images of Bela Lugosi, Lon Chaney Jr., and Boris Karloff.

But Mr Skin well remembers that Universal is also the studio responsible for the blockbuster sex comedy Knocked Up, featuring a mam-eo appearance by MrSkin.com.

Last week, Mr Skin reported on a unique online promotion for the raunchy upcoming comedy Role Models in the form of a mammary-memory-testing game.

Now, the people who brought you this skin-novative publicity gimmick have posted some of the film’s nude content online for free.

Click below for more.

Throughout the Month of October, Count Down the Sexiest Nude Horror Movie Hotties of All Time!

Number 13: Sissy Spacek

In the course of an acclaimed career spanning four decades and 60 films, naturally blonde Texan thespian Sissy Spacek has starred in just two horror movies. One is the unremarkable 2005 spooker An American Haunting. The other, from 1976, is the one that forever burned Sissy’s place in the pantheon of Scream Queens: Carrie.

Adapted from Stephen King’s debut novel by crackpot auteur Brian DePalma, Carrie chronicles Sissy in the title role as the hapless high-school victim of persecution from the cool kids at school, and a religious-freak mother (Piper Laurie) at home.

Unbeknownst to her tormentors, Carrie boasts telekinetic powers which, after a wicked prank involving pig’s blood, make for a prom night massacre to remember.

As noted in Knocked Up, Carrie is skinstantly remarkable for featuring nudity in its very opening credits.

Sissy Spacek’s “dirty pillows” are fabulously buoyant and pink-nippled, and we even see her fluffy muff as she freaks out over her first period in a locker room full of naked teens.

For that, and for the sexy way she wipes out the whole school with her mind during Carrie’s climax, Sissy Spacek will forever be hailed as one of horror’s most skincandescent honeys.

Click the pic to see Sissy Spacek nude.

Each Tuesday, be sure to check in with Mr. Skin to get the complete skinny right here on the hottest DVD releases. Here is the randy round-up for the week of September 30, 2008.