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Killing Heat (1981)

Mr Skin’s Skintastic Summer Movie Guide 2009

Where to see Hollywood’s blockbuster girls of summer without their swimsuits on.

As Memorial Day looms with beach openings, first-of-the-season barbecues, and long-awaited hot weather, so too do Hollywood’s biggest, loudest, most slam-bangingly awesome summer movie blockbusters.

And, just like everyone else, Mr Skin can hardly wait.

Each year, it seems as though the studios unleash their top-ticket titles earlier than ever. So far in 2009 we’ve already seen Star Trek, Angels & Demons, and X-Men Origins: Wolverine. But the best and the barest still lie ahead.

Join Mr Skin now for a unique spin on a typical summer movie guide.

Most media outlets will tell you what films are coming out, who spent how much on what, and how much stuff gets blown up in spectacular fashion.

But Mr Skin casts his expert eye on the stunning starlets of 2009’s summer movies, pointing out who gets nude in which titles and, in case they’re keeping covered or more skinvestigation is necessary, where to find each sexy celebrity nude in previous releases.

Mr Skin’s Skintastic Summer Movie Guide 2009 is your go-to resource not only to see what’s playing over the course of the swelter months, but where to find the really hot stuff—namely, Jessica Biel nude, Amy Adams nude, Katherine Heigl nude, Maggie Gyllenhaal nude, Evan Rachel Wood nude, Rachel McAdams nude, Milla Jovovich nude, Alison Lohman nude, Penélope Cruz nude, and all other 2009 summer movie celebs nude.

Surf’s up and bikinis are off! Now let Mr Skin be your guide!

Today marks the birthday of three of my favorite actresses: Busty blonde Pamela Anderson, willowy brunette Liv Tyler, and sultry seventies superstar Karen Black. In honor of these lovely ladies, I'd like to take a little stroll down mammary lane and reminisce about my favorite performance from each of these very different skin starlets.

Pamela Anderson
Snapdragon (1993)

After a year of playing chesty lifeguard C.J. Parker on the hit show Baywatch, Pam and her mams hit the big screen with her debut movie Snapdragon. Pam plays a woman with amnesia whose dreams of killing men make her and her shrink suspect that her nightmares may be memories of actual murders she has committed while taken over by a different personality. Pam gives us a good look at her rack and rump as she bangs dude after dude, and that will definitely make you slap your dragon.

Liv Tyler
Stealing Beauty (1996)

Despite being cast alongside alarmingly hot Mr. Skin Hall-of-Famers Stefania Sandrelli and Rachel Weisz, Liv steals the show in Bernardo Bertolucci's Stealing Beauty, showing off her 19-year-old boobs and bush. If she had been born 25 years earlier, maybe Bertolucci would have cast her in Last Tango in Paris (1972) and we could have seen Marlon Brando slip his hot buttered sausage up her back door. And a no-holes barred hardcore method actor like Brando would have done it for real! There will never be another.

Karen Black
Killing Heat (1981)

In the skinful seventies, no one heated up the screen like Karen, making her an obvious choice for the lead in Killing Heat, a sort of worst case scenario Green Acres where a wife's resentment at having been moved by her husband from the city to rural life results in her sleeping with a local bumpkin. In one unforgettable scene, Karen decides to cool herself off by pouring cold water down her fully naked body, exposing boobs and bush in the process. Unfortunately, it backfires, because she still looks pretty damn hot.