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We're slashing and flashing our way through some ultra-violent nude releases this week: First, Father's Day (2011) and Kill List (2011) bring boobs to go along with the blood on DVD and Blu-ray, along with Season 6 of Showtime's serial-killer saga Dexter. And in Blu-ray re-releases, Jaws (1975) takes a bite out of Susan Backlinie's heinie and hair pie. That's not bad for a PG movie, but roaring revenge really rampages in the decidedly R-rated Death Wish II (1982) and Death Wish III (1985), also nude on Blu-ray:

groening dvd 8.14.12A crazed cannibal has a taste for daddy meat in the gross-out shocker Father's Day (2011). Ahab (Adam Brooks) is out for revenge against the man who assaulted and murdered his dad on Father’s Day. Joining his righteous fight against the killer known as The Fuchman (Mackenzie Murdock) is his estranged stripper sister Chelsea (Amy Groening), priest John Sullivan (Matthew Kennedy), and Twink (Conor Sweeney), a hustler with a temper. If you can get past the father sex and junk mutilation, Father's Day will reward you with a bounty of female nudity. Jynx Vandersteen and Andrea Felldin bare boobsters as strippers 20 minutes in, Zsuzsi will get you revved up as the topless “Chainsaw Ripper”, and Amy shakes her moneymaker throughout as the sexy sister with a taste for vengeance. Father's Day will have you spilling baby batter.

A retired hitman returns to the game with a bona fide Kill List (2011). Jay (Neil Maskell) has been taking a evans dvd 8.14.12break from assassinations ever since a botched mission in Kiev, but now he must take a new assignment to score some moolah for his mounting bills. His best friend and partner, Jay (Michael Smiley), brings him a list of victims from a new client that promises a big payday. But as they start to eliminate the targets, Jay begins to realize that all the victims belong to a mysterious cult, and this time he may have gotten in too deep. Some uncredited extras bare their bit parts 1-hour 16-minutes in, and Lara Evans shows up with her face covered by a mask, but her funbags delightfully free of restriction at 1-hour 29-minutes in. She turns the Kill List into a thrill list!

miller dvd 8.14.12The Showtime cable network mixes spine-tingling chills, macabre laughs, and naked thrills in the series Dexter. In the title role, Michael C. Hall portrays a Miami-based crime-scene blood-spatter analyst who metes out vigilante justice to psychotic murderers when they escape the lawby psychotically murdering them! Adrift between Dexter's buckets of blood are regular appearances of scintillating starlet flesh. Though Dexter has no emotions aside from a lust for chopping bodies into little pieces and sinking them to the bottom of the ocean, he has a knack for surrounding himself with gorgeous naked women, like emotionally scarred girlfriend Julie Benz and fellow psychopath Jaime Murray. Dexter will make you go on a spilling spree!

When the star of a movie is a giant fish that steals every scene it swims into, it’s easy to forget the human backlinie dvd 8.14.12side of cinematic storytelling, unless of course that human side is accompanied by a flash of prurient flesh. The plot of Jaws (1975) is universally known, a classic along the lines of Moby Dick. Man is menaced by a monster of the deep. Man takes umbrage and vows to track the leviathan to a watery grave. What some have forgotten in all this splashing-good, red-water fun is the sensual presence of several well-rounded rumps and sleekly contoured thighs frolicking beneath the surface of the shallows, like those of doomed but all-so-sweet Susan Backlinie. No wonder the big fish couldn’t resist taking a bite!

Charles Bronson is back for more avenging in Death Wish II (1982), the sequel to the 1974 original. In the first Death Wish (1974), both Bronson's wife and daughter were roughed up by sleazy men; his wife was subsequently murdered and his daughter became a catatonic vegetable. Sex, violence, and murder, all sherwood dvd 8.14.12unfortunate realities, are also featured quite prominently in Death Wish II. As (bad) luck would have it (spoilers!), Bronson's daughter (played by the improbably named Robin Sherwood) gets unwillingly impaled again this time around, first by a group of thugs, then by a fence. The scene in which Bronson's maid, played by Silvana Gallardo, is ruthlessly violated and murdered is especially graphic and disturbing. But, as this film is a work of fiction and not a documentary, the full frontal appearances of Silvana and Robin can be savored with the knowledge that neither of them were actually murdered during the filming, and they both got fat paychecks for their convincing dramatic performances. So just be happy this kind of stuff hasn't happened to you . . . yet.

Revenge is a dish best served on the Hollywood big screen with special effects, explosions, chases, and stylized violence. If, as in Death Wish III (1985), the avenging alpha male also exudes a craggy-faced, stirtis dvd 8.14.12pre-lingual charisma and dispenses a swift, vicious, and eternal brand of justice, so much the better. The fact that prototypical tough-guy actor Charles Bronson’s Death Wish series extended to four installments is no fluke. The pictures can be depended on for the triumph of good over evil in a series of take-no-prisoners street battles that treat the viewer to the twin thrills of performing as a cold-blooded jury, judge, and executioner while simultaneously functioning as an ethically superior human activated by the highest moral considerations. These are feel-good pictures for hard times in a cruel world .Fast Forward to the 42-minute mark, where bold-faced brunette Marina Sirtis submits to unwanted attentions from a gang of punks that results all the shirtless Sirtis attentive viewers could ever have wanted.

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