Kill House (2006)

The world of real estate is murder in Kill House (2006), written and directed by Beth Dewey, who also acts in the tongue-in-cheek super-low-budget treat (and bares her dewy patootie to boot). San Francisco's realtors are turning up dead, and it seems that someone's gotten it in his or her head to break these brokers of the habit of living, breathing, and hustling property. Paying homage to slasher schlock of the ’70s, Kill House packs in as much snizz and slaughter as it can manage, opening with nudity and then quickly getting on with the business of putting a pen through a guy's eye. Not nearly as picky about specifics as the average homebuyer, the killer switches up his weapon of choice for an axe, a knife, a shovel, and even a garbage disposal . . . and doesn't even stop at killing real estaters, either! This nut is out for buyers, potential clients, squatters, or pretty much anyone who's ever set foot in a house. Look out!