You'd be hard-pressed (and boy, would you love to press it hard) to find a natural figure more delectably voluptuous than sexy Kelly Brook's.
The breathtaking English lass left us stunned when she bared her God-given 32E's in Survival Island, and we've been waiting for a chance to see her topless again ever since.
Theatergoers in London found that they got their ticket money's worth when they took in the stage version of Calendar Girls and Kelly strolled out and offered a treat for those in the audience with a sweet tooth and a teat tooth.
GILF fans saw Helen Mirren and the rest of her aged-to-perv-fection friends nude in the Calendar Girls movie, but admirers of younger flesh got a thrill when Ms. Brook stormed the stage with tasty pastries over her nipples.
Anna Friel in Breakfast at Tiffany's still takes the cake when it comes to theater nudes, but Kelly comes a close second by literally taking some cakes.
Tea time has become TA time.
