Julianna Margulies Sexy

Mr. Skin’s DVD Pick of the Week

Assassination of a High School President (2008)
STUDIO: Sony
NUDE: Mischa Barton (breasts)
The dark comedy Assassination of a High School President (2008) stars Reece Thompson as a reporter on the school newspaper who uncovers a vast and evil conspiracy after he mistakenly accuses student-body president and popular jock Patrick James Taylor of stealing a stack of SAT tests. Mischa Barton appears as the disgraced jock’s girlfriend who mysteriously starts making moves on Reece after her boyfriend’s fall from grace. Mischa gets a B average in Toplessness 101 when she bares both boobs in the tub three separate times. If she stood up, she could raise her grade (among other things).

In the last couple of years, American television has taken a hint from the European boob tube and has, at long last, finally begun featuring more and more flesh on the small screen. It's about time!

So it's with full hearts and filthy minds that we look ahead to the fall TV season and the brand new shows that will be featured.

This season features tons of familiar--and gorgeous--faces, like Mischa Barton, Rebecca Romijn, and Courteney Cox.

Click "more", and find out what will make your TiVo sweat in the coming months.

Perez Hilton Proves He Doesn’t Know a Vagina From a Hole in a Woman

Julianna Margulies, the exquisite brunette from ER and The Sopranos, had a hot seat next to Claire Danes at a New York fashion show last night.

Lucky cameras snapped the enticing sight of Julianna’s naked thighs pressed together in what might momentarily look to resemble the genitals of a vinyl sex toy (and we mean the blow-up kind, not the Real Doll).

Out-and-proud cock-and-balls enthusiast Perez Hilton fell for the croch-tical illusion and blathered about Julianna being an “attention whore” who was purposefully exposing her “vajayjay” (a word you will not read on this site without it being directly quoted from a male homosexual).

For a gander at the non-glandular, but still succulent, Julianna Margulies pic, join us after the jump.

We're counting down to the launching of our inseams, as the networks begin to unveil the vixens of the fall 2007 television schedule. We've already ogled the bountiful babes who'll be stretching out the small screen on CBS, ABC, and NBC. Now it's time to enjoy the fresh faces-and bods-that'll be busting out on the upstart networks.