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- Genre:
- Comedy
- AKA:
- Video Madness
- Director:
- Greydon Clark
- Rated:
- R
- Theatrical Release:
- March 21st, 1983
- US DVD Release:
- December 5th, 2006
- Country:
- USA
Before geek was chic there was Joysticks (1983), where big-breasted bimbos terrorize a video-arcade worker by stealing his pants on his first day on the job. Considering those pants were taken off by Kym Malin and Kim G. Michel, there's not much to complain about. But his real problem is a group of sexy Pac Man-esque dolls sent by King Vidiot to take … Become a Mr Skin Member and get the full review
Skin Stars
Corinne Bohrer • Patsy Rutter
Sexy6 pics, 1 clip
Erin Halligan • Sandy
Nude8 pics, 1 clip
Kym Malin • Lola
Nude8 pics, 3 clips
Kim G. Michel • Alva
Nude8 pics, 3 clips
Lynda Wiesmeier • Candy
Sexy2 pics, 1 clip
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If summertime 1982 served as cherry-popping Ground Zero for the decade’s teen sex comedy phenomenon—and seeing as it contained the premieres of Porky's, The Last American Virgin, and Fast Times at Ridgemont High, it did—then the subsequent swelter season’s Private School (1983) was the first direct fallout. And what a gloriously radiant after-effect it is.
To be sure, a spate of raunchy teen farces did rush into theaters during the ’82-’83 school year—among them: The Beach Girls, Homework, Joysticks, Losin’ It, Goin’ All the Way, My Tutor, Pink Motel, 
Spring Break, (the mighty) Screwballs, and (the also mighty) Zapped!
But Private School represented Hollywood’s first full-scale attempt to concoct an all-out teen sex comedy blockbuster, calculatedly combining familiar genre tropes (nerds, jocks, nudity-producing pranks, cross-dressing one’s way into the girls’ shower room, etc.), and then adding Phoebe Cates—the naked girl from Fast Times—up on top like a beautiful, brown-nippled bow.
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Nude Scene Guide
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Erin Halligan … Sandy
– 1:05:00 – breasts, bush, buttSynopsis: You'll throttle your Joystick mercilessly after catching sight of Erin's boobs, pubes, and booty in bed with her guy! (77 seconds)
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Kym Malin … Lola
– 0:17:00 – breastsSynopsis: Blonde Kymba goes tits-out during a game of strip-video game with some lucky dude and Kim Michel! (159 seconds)
– 0:02:00 – breastsSynopsis: Blonde babe Kym--on the right--yanks down her top to flash her all-natural handfuls to a lucky Poindexter. (12 seconds)
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Kim G. Michel … Alva
– 0:02:00 – breastsSynopsis: Brunette babe Kim--on the left--yanks down her top to flash her tan-lined ta-tas to a lucky Poindexter. (12 seconds)
– 0:17:00 – breastsSynopsis: Dark haired Kim de-shirts during a rousing--and AROUSING--game of strip video game with Kym Malin and some guy. (159 seconds)
