Don’t call the three-foot, 11-inch blonde babe Jordanna James a little person. She’s made us so big that we can say without hesitation that size doesn’t matter. Her first foray into the business of show was as herself, in the shamefully incorrect Britain’s Ugliest Models. Well, beauty is in the eye of the beholder. That led to work in the comedy Snatched (2011) and Dirty Movie (2010), where she plays a Sexy Midget. She appears on the boob tube, too, in Diary of a Hot College Chick, and in the short Topless Hugs: Sorority Hazing (2013). Let’s hope Hollywood breaks out of its pigeonhole and let’s us have a look at Jordanna’s hole.
