Fri, Jun 15, 2007 @ 12:00am
Mr. Skin Minute for Friday, June 15th, 2007: Get the skinny on Kerry Washington in Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer, Joan Severance…


– 0:08:00 – breastsLusty legend Joan dispenses with the bra to bust out boobage for sex. We're off to a great start . . . (71 seconds)


– 0:28:00 – breastsA few quick shots of Severance snoobs in the mirror when she puts on some clothing. (16 seconds)


– 1:01:00 – breastsMouthwatering MILF Joan gives us tons of juggies while enticing her younger lover into some bedtime Polaroid fun. (156 seconds)


– 0:51:00 – breasts, bushFirst we get Joan's lovely jugs. Then some bush before C. Thomas Howell actually munches the box! Really! (144 seconds)


– 0:57:00 – breasts, buttTits, ass and a smidgen of fur as Joan and the chicken-chested C. Thomas Howell enjoy a silly sex scene on top of a Lincoln Continental. (100 seconds)


– 1:06:00 – body double, breasts, buttBODY DOUBLE: Good God almighty, those are some insanely perfect big-nipped knockers and heart-shaped heinie we see as a masked lady hops on some dude's flesh tube. Unfortunately, that body ain't Joan's. Ah well, no harm in pretending. (70 seconds)


– 0:02:00 – breastsJoan's dude pulls aside the top of her robe to leave her left breasticle exposed. That done, he inexplicably gets up and walks away. What the . . .? (16 seconds)


– 0:48:00 – breasts, bushHoly haircourt! Joan exposes a dense thicket of dark fuzz as she full-frontally enters a hot tub to get it on with Billy Zane. As May gets poked with acupuncture needles, Severance flashes her funbags a few times. (56 seconds)


– 1:04:00 – breastsJoan and May show their spa spooters in a steamy hot tub three-way with pre-cueball Billy Zane. It's a boob-bumpin', tongue-twiddlin' extravaganza! (88 seconds)


– 1:06:00 – breastsBoobs during sex outside. (68 seconds)


– 0:58:00 – breastsJoan makes with the jugs after dropping her belly-dancer outfit as Jeff Conway enjoys the show. (46 seconds)


– 1:02:00 – breastsA couple flashes of her breasts as she dances around in a little skirt and then her panties. (36 seconds)


– 1:09:00 – breasts, buttJoan's breasts and buns join Jeff Conway and a can of whipped cream in bed. (41 seconds)


– 1:08:00 – breasts, buttBrief bunnage through the shower door, followed by Joan's great juggles as she leans out while Gene Wilder conducts some funny business. (45 seconds)


– 1:11:00 – breastsJoan drops her towel and reveals her tanned torso-torpedoes while Gene Wilder pretends to have a gun in his pocket. (69 seconds)