Fri, Jun 15, 2007 @ 12:00am
Mr. Skin Minute for Friday, June 15th, 2007: Get the skinny on Kerry Washington in Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer, Joan Severance…
Joan Severance Nude
Bio, Pics, and Clips
Hall of Fame Nudity!
- Nude roles:
- 13 (96 pics & clips)
- Place of birth:
- Houston, Texas, USA
- Date of birth:
- December 23rd, 1958
Joan Severance is a credit to model-turned-actresses everywhere. Why waste that statuesque, black-haired, high-assed beauty on getting married and raising kids somewhere back in your native Texas? When Joan's big acting break on the 1980s network sensation Wiseguy failed to fire up an A-list career, the extra-stacked Severance promptly took her place at the head of the Bs. Joan began a creative partnership … Join Mr Skin to read her entire Biography
Mr Skin's Favorite Places to See Her Nude
Skin Filmography
Sex & Consequences (2006) • Lisa Wayne
Nude7 pics, 4 clips
Cause of Death (2000) • Angela Carter
Sexy7 pics, 3 clips
The Last Seduction II (1999) • Bridget Gregory
Sexy4 pics, 3 clips
Black Scorpion II (1997) • Darcy Walker / Black Scorpion
Sexy5 pics, 1 clip
In Dark Places (1997) • Chapelle
Nude1 pic
Profile for Murder (1996) • Dr. Hanna Carras
Payback (1995) • Rose
Nude3 pics, 3 clips
Black Scorpion (1995) • Darcy Walker / Black Scorpion
NBD*3 pics, 1 clip
Dangerous Indiscretion (1994) • Caroline Everett
Criminal Passion (1994) • Melanie Hudson
Nude1 pic
Illicit Behavior (1992) • Melissa Yarnell
Nude2 pics
Lake Consequence (1992) • Irene
Nude12 pics, 5 clips
Almost Pregnant (1992) • Maureen Mallory
Nude8 pics, 3 clips
Another Pair of Aces (1991) • Susan Davis
Write to Kill (1990) • Belle Wasburn
See No Evil, Hear No Evil (1989) • Eve
Nude5 pics, 2 clips
*Key
- NBD
- = Nude body double
TV
Wicked Wicked Games (2006 - ????) • Anna
The Love Boat: The Next Wave (1998 - 1999) • Camille Hunter
Just Deserts (1992) • NA
Red Shoe Diaries (1992) • The Woman
Wiseguy (1988) • Susan Profitt
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Tit was 20 years ago today ….
In celebrity skin terms, 1989 is noteworthy as a transitional time, and not always for the best . . . or the breast.
A-list stars, who just five years earlier could still be counted on for full-frontal film appearances and the occasional Playboy spread, clearly seemed to be moving in 
the direction of covered-up self-consciousness.
Top-notch flesh did arise, however, from late-night cable TV erotic thrillers, where a new breed of video vixen kept viewers up—way up—into the wee hours.
But let's look back at nine of the big stars who did strip down in the enduring favorites of 1989, including: Kelly Lynch nude in Road House, Jennifer Jason Leigh nude in Last Exit to Brooklyn, Bridget Fonda nude in Scandal, and more!
This is it! Mr. Skin’s picks for the Top 10 Sexiest TV Shows of All Time. Talk about lust-see TV! Come count down the cream of the boob tube crop all the way to number one!!
| #50 - #41 | #40 - #31 | #30 - #21 | #20 - #11 | #10- #1 |
10. The Girls Next Door (2005-?)
Network: E!
Tele-Visions: Holly Madison, Bridget Marquardt, Kendra Wilkinson,
Skinopsis: Skinside the Playboy mansion with Hugh Hefner’s trio of 21st-century foxy girlfriends.
What’s Hot: Playboy Playmates. Close quarters. Hot friends dropping by (and stripping down). When the Girls Next Door move in, here comes the neighborhood.
Sexy Clip:
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Check out the rest of the FINAL TEN after the jump! more
You've seen them. You know them. And even though you're reading this on an apple-pie American, Midwest-based, adults-only, heterosexual-male-centric site that decidedly gets its kicks below the waistline, sunshine, you may even be one (although, if that's the case, you're likely to atone for your monthly MrSkin.com membership fee by doubling your contributions to National Public Radio or the local Quaker day-care where all the kids go by their mother's surnames).
Years come, years go. So as 2007 fades into the new horizons of 2008, let's be freshly grateful, then, that flesh on film lasts forever. The past twelve months have provided a bumper crop of delectable actresses unveiling themselves on DVD.
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Mr. Skin Minute: This week, see Kerry Washington, Joan Severance, and Paula Malcomson
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Nude Scene Guide
Movies
Sex & Consequences (2006) … Lisa Wayne
– 0:08:00 – breastsLusty legend Joan dispenses with the bra to bust out boobage for sex. We're off to a great start . . . (71 seconds)
– 0:28:00 – breastsA few quick shots of Severance snoobs in the mirror when she puts on some clothing. (16 seconds)
– 1:01:00 – breastsMouthwatering MILF Joan gives us tons of juggies while enticing her younger lover into some bedtime Polaroid fun. (156 seconds)
Payback (1995) … Rose
– 0:51:00 – breasts, bushFirst we get Joan's lovely jugs. Then some bush before C. Thomas Howell actually munches the box! Really! (144 seconds)
– 0:57:00 – breasts, buttTits, ass and a smidgen of fur as Joan and the chicken-chested C. Thomas Howell enjoy a silly sex scene on top of a Lincoln Continental. (100 seconds)
Black Scorpion (1995) … Darcy Walker / Black Scorpion
– 1:06:00 – body double, breasts, buttBODY DOUBLE: Good God almighty, those are some insanely perfect big-nipped knockers and heart-shaped heinie we see as a masked lady hops on some dude's flesh tube. Unfortunately, that body ain't Joan's. Ah well, no harm in pretending. (70 seconds)
Lake Consequence (1992) … Irene
– 0:02:00 – breastsJoan's dude pulls aside the top of her robe to leave her left breasticle exposed. That done, he inexplicably gets up and walks away. What the . . .? (16 seconds)
– 0:48:00 – breasts, bushHoly haircourt! Joan exposes a dense thicket of dark fuzz as she full-frontally enters a hot tub to get it on with Billy Zane. As May gets poked with acupuncture needles, Severance flashes her funbags a few times. (56 seconds)
– 1:04:00 – breastsJoan and May show their spa spooters in a steamy hot tub three-way with pre-cueball Billy Zane. It's a boob-bumpin', tongue-twiddlin' extravaganza! (88 seconds)
– 1:06:00 – breastsBoobs during sex outside. (68 seconds)
Almost Pregnant (1992) … Maureen Mallory
– 0:58:00 – breastsJoan makes with the jugs after dropping her belly-dancer outfit as Jeff Conway enjoys the show. (46 seconds)
– 1:02:00 – breastsA couple flashes of her breasts as she dances around in a little skirt and then her panties. (36 seconds)
– 1:09:00 – breasts, buttJoan's breasts and buns join Jeff Conway and a can of whipped cream in bed. (41 seconds)
See No Evil, Hear No Evil (1989) … Eve
– 1:08:00 – breasts, buttBrief bunnage through the shower door, followed by Joan's great juggles as she leans out while Gene Wilder conducts some funny business. (45 seconds)
– 1:11:00 – breastsJoan drops her towel and reveals her tanned torso-torpedoes while Gene Wilder pretends to have a gun in his pocket. (69 seconds)
