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How Do Selfies Make Cleavage Look Better?

Do you ever stop and think about what you can’t live without? Whether it’s your cellphone or your trusty electric toothbrush or that particular brand of shoe that makes you look good, there are modern inventions that you simply don’t want to be without. Personally, I don’t want to live without selfies of Jessica Simpson in a bikini.

Seriously, I can’t even think about being in a world without selfies of Jessica Simpson; my mind can’t even process it. I know there are some out there who will think me a fool because even if we didn’t have selfies, we would still have pictures of Jessica Simpson in bikinis. Jessica Simpson is hot and she looks good in a bikini and many, many photographers have taken and will continue to take pictures of Jessica Simpson in a bikini, but it’s just not the same as a selfie. I don’t know if I can fully explain it—I guess the only thing I can do is encourage you to try and see what I see. I don’t know if her cleavage looks better in a selfie or it’s something else, but can you imagine never seeing a picture like this again? It would be like living in a world without running water.

Cars, solar panels, refrigerators with televisions in them, and selfies of Jessica Simpson in a bikini really do make right now such a wonderful time to be alive. Kind of makes you want to sit back and take it all in.