It should be illegal to be as blonde as Jessica Cauffiel. Of course, who could be so heartless as to outlaw sunshine-bright cascades of soft yellow hair; playful and teasing smiles that create cute and crippling dimples; a tanned, perfectly toasted complexion that is even and smooth over every inch of her skin — you just know it is without even seeing it all! With heart-piercing eyes of yellow-green and a body that makes grown men forget how to breath, it would be going too far to legislate Jessica out of existence. Such a notion is too crazy even to be considered as a plot point in Legally Blonde (2001). The PG-13 comedy features Reese Witherspoon, Luke Wilson, Selma Blair, Jennifer Coolidge, and Jessica’s fab flesh! Indeed, it’s a treat to see her and Reese donning itsy bitsy teeny weeny bikinis! We also can’t object to Ms. Cauffiel’s performance in Legally Blonde 2: Red, White & Blonde (2003). The amusing ingénue proceeded to expose her … comic timing in Stuck on You (2003) and White Chicks (2004). Yet Mr. Skin prefers Jessica’s turn in Urban Legends: Final Cut (2000). The R-rated horror thriller becomes extra thrilling when we get to view of a dude going down on the sexy starlet in an airplane restroom. As the two join the mile high club, the frequent flyer in your pants will go mile high too! Soon Jess will team up again with Reese for Legally Blonde 3 (2022). Until it’s released, court is adjourned!
