“There once was a woman from Ealing who had a particular feeling. She lay on her back, and opened her crack, and …” And you’ll have to watch Bridget Jones’s Diary (2001) to find out how the limerick ends. We’re just wondering if it’s about Ealing-born actress and soprano Jessica Brooks. While studying the classics at Oxford University, the British babe took to the stage. Jess then transferred her talents to the small screen where she could be seen in BBC miniseries Murder Rooms: Mysteries of the Real Sherlock Holmes: The Kingdom of Bones (2001). In 2003, the boob tube cutie played Ghanima Atreides on Children of Dune and Frederica Hauser on Footballers’ Wives. She resumed the latter role for the TV movie Footballers’ Wives Exposed (2004). Next came the R-rated flick Red Mercury (2005). Instead of filling the seats to see stars Stockard Channing and Ron Silver, movie goers filled their trousers while watching Jessica’s cups runneth over! Indeed, we were glad to view the alluring ingénue in a barely-there bra with matching panties! No doubt, her killer curves put the thrills into this thriller. Titillating guest spots on television shows such as Midsomer Murders (2006), The Bill (2007), and Hotel Babylon (2009) followed. Throughout her career, the hardworking hottie has sizzled on stage (The Importance of Being Earnest, Dirty Dancing), on TV (Ferrari, Blue Dove), on video (Swan Song), and on film (Collusion). Since Jessica also does voice-over work, Mr. Skin wishes the statuesque stunner will talk dirty to him!
