Still, It's Jessica Alba Shaking Her Boobs
For a moment, a brief glorious moment, I believed Jessica Alba to be topless. I stared for a rather long time, unable to process the thought that we might finally beseeing Jessica Alba’s no doubt wonderful breasts only to discover she’s wearing a bikini top. Oh well, I guess we’ll have to keep on dreaming. At least we can enjoy a little Jessica Alba boob shake to help us get by.
And yes, Jessica Alba’s boobs are bigger than normal. It’s not some kind of illusion brought on by her almost invisible bikini or the water; she’s about to have a baby. The glow should have totally given that away. While I’m happy for Jessica Alba, having a child is a wonderful experience (so I’ve heard), but I can’t help but feel a little sadness over the fact that Jessica Alba is not topless while shaking her boobs. Sure, Jessica Alba shaking her boobs is good, but if it was Jessica Alba topless shaking her boobs, that would have been great. It would have been better than great, seeing Jessica Alba shaking her naked boobs probably would have been one of the single greatest sights any of us could ever see. In the history of amazing sights to see it would go moon landing, the fall of the Berlin wall, and Jessica Alba’s boobs.
Maybe one day it will come, one day we will get to see the mysterious and super sexy breasts of Jessica Alba. Or maybe wewon’t. While that fact is sad, thankfully she loves being in a bikini so that makes it a little easier to take.
