Girls in
Jennifer's Body (2009)

A weekly look back at past celeb nudity happenings of note, ranging from the earliest days of famous females to today’s hottest starlets.

Get the in-depth facts and figures on skincredible events that have happened throughout skintertainment history during the week of November 15th through November 21st.

The week’s lesson in lusty cultural high points includes Angelina Jolie getting nakedly animated in Beowulf, Megan Fox leaking her hottest photos ever online, master of all things massive mammary Russ Meyer busting out Mondo Topless, skintastic filmmaker Robert Altman passing on, the rescue and restoration of the lost Australian sexploitation classics Fantasm and Fantasm Comes Again, and the publication of Fanny Hill, the erotic novel that shocked the world and still keeps readers coming.

Sly Fox Speaks

We realize that many of our regular readers have grown semi-disgusted with Megan Fox lately. Sure, she's probably the most gorgeous and sexually provocative starlet out there, but her "tease and never reveal" way of manipulating us is maddening! She's never so much as hinted at a half-moon of areola!

But she's still Megan Fox, and she's still volcano-hot, and her new interview in The New York Times is chock full of juicy quotes.

After all, we know better than to expect Megan Fox nudity, but she's always good for some fantasy-worthy sound bites!

Lap up her sex talk under the cut.

Tech-nipple Ecstasy?

Don’t expect to see Megan Fox nude in Playboy anytime soon. The Jennifer’s Body star can’t stop insisting she’ll never pose naked long enough for anyone to make an offer.

So Playboy has set its sights on something a little different: former reality TV babe and daughter of rock royalty Kelly Osbourne, according to Nudography.

Kelly, who just released her autobiography Fierce via Virgin Books on September 1^st and is competing on Dancing With The Stars, is apparently a favorite with Hugh Hefner’s new girlfriends, Crystal Harris and the Shannon twins Karissa and Kristina.

Read more after the jump.

9021-Whoa!

At a recent photoshoot on the beach with her cast-mates from Beverly Hills 90210, former Mr Skin photo booth occupant and yet-to-be-nude AnnaLynne McCord slipped her nipple out in public for the third time this year.

It was the lefty this time out, and it’s easily identifiable as the brown protrusion right above the bust-line of her fashionably asymmetrical dress.

There’s an unwritten rule in Hollywood (it’s unwritten in Hollywood, but carved into the keystone of Mr Skin’s office building) that once an actress has had three nip slips in a calendar year, she’s required to get topless in an Oscar contender.

In fact, that’s what happened to Marisa Tomei a few years back.

Read more after the jump and check out the pictures at Egotastic.

Megan Fox and Amanda Seyfried's Lesbian Kiss Won't Make It into the Girl-Girl Hall of Fame

You already know that you will not see Megan Fox nude in Jennifer's Body. The closest the movie gets to showing Megan's body is a bit of underwater skin covered in flesh-colored panties and pasties. You can still muster up some interest in the flick, though, right? "But," you say, "there's still the lesbian kiss between Megan Fox and Amanda Seyfried." Well, we've got some bad news for you. The kiss in question, which you can see, presumably in its entirety, in the clip below, isn't about to give Gina Gershon and Jennifer Tilly in Bound a run for their money. Hell, it can't even compete with Sarah Michelle Gellar and Selma Blair's totally non-nude liplock in Cruel Intentions. So for good, substantial Amanda Seyfried lesbian scenes, you'll just have to wait for Chloe. And as for Megan Fox nude? Well, we'll probably be going through this whole bait-and-switch again when Jonah Hex is about to hit theaters.

Mamma Mia, Here We Go Again

While Megan Fox is going to great lengths to tell the world that they are never, ever, ever, going to see her naked under any circumstances whatsoever, her Jennifer’s Body co-star Amanda Seyfried is quietly giving the world some very glad tidings.

In her next film, Chloe, Amanda will be disclosing an undisclosed amount of skin, which will be 100% more nudity than we’ve ever seen from Megan Fox.

It won’t be the first time we’ve seen Amanda Seyfried nude. She had a very brief full-frontal flash jumping into a pool in the 2006 drama Alpha Dog.

But her upcoming scene sounds a little more revealing.

“I’m playing a prostitute in my next movie,” explains Seyfried. “Everybody gets to see my…well, I’m sure full-on nudity couldn’t ruin a career, but it is a bold move.”

Hell no, full-on nudity couldn’t ruin a career, but a perverse and petulant skinginess could.

Read more after the jump.

Never?

"Ugh, never!” screeched the utterly non-nude Megan Fox to MTV News, before explaining, “It would take one shot of me not looking good and I would not be able to have sex ever again, because I would always just see myself looking like a hippo having sex."

Presumably a lesbian hippo strangling an ox.

This comes as no surprise to anyone on planet Earth, since Megan’s steadfast refusal to take her clothes off has been the talk of the celebrity nudity community since she made this unnerving statement after “topless” shots of her were leaked from the set of Jennifer’s Body approximately 100 years ago:

“I had booby stickers on. They make these silicone stickers that go on over your nipple. If I'd been actually topless, I would have sued someone.”

And if you’d actually been topless, someone would have cared.

Read more after the jump.