Janine Lindemulder Nude

Janine to Trade Slam 'Er for Slammer

One of the most beautiful porn stars of all time, big-breasted Janine Lindemulder, is going to spend a portion of the new year in prison.

No, it's not the plot of her latest XXX film. Naughty Janine was cited for not paying her taxes!

The Register-Guard reports:

A 40-year-old adult film actress was sentenced Monday in U.S. District Court in Eugene to six months in federal prison for tax evasion.

Janine M. James, also known as Janine Lindemulder, has until March 10 to report to prison, assistant U.S. Attorney Chris Cardani said.

James, a Huntington Beach, Calif., resident, pleaded guilty in August to willfully failing to pay nearly $300,000 in outstanding federal taxes on income she earned while working in adult films, Cardani said.

This marks the first time that the statement "What a bust!" could mean something other than Janine's juicy jugs.

Porn Stars Go From the Main Vein to Mainstream

Citing examples like Sasha Grey, Jenna Jameson, Traci Lords, Katie Morgan, and the upcoming stage musical based on the life of Linda Lovelace, yesterday’s LA Times declared that “porn stars are the new crossover artists.”

This does not include porn stars Mila, who is an ass artist, or Charlie, who appears in The Pickup Artist.

The widely reported recent death of Deep Throat director Gerard Damiano reminded the world of the time in the early 1970s, when porn chic brought hardcore to millions of viewers who would have never braved a porno theater before.

A few years later, home video would do a much better job of it.

Now that adult actresses like Sasha Grey and Katie Morgan are appearing in the new Steven Soderbergh film The Girlfriend Experience and Zack and Miri Make a Porno, respectively, the topic of porn in the mainstream is hot again.

Read more after the jump.

Hardcore Adult Entertainment and the American Penal System: Where the Terms "Pokey" and "In the Can" Doth Meat

A while back, we reported that Vivid Video’s legendary lady-licker Janine Lindemulder pleaded guilty to charges of tax evasion.

Now it looks like she might be going from X-rated women-in-prison flicks to the unrated real deal.

The clever folks at Complex have paid tribute to Janine with a list of Porn’s Greatest Jailbirds, and they made sure to include interracial-queen-turned-KKK-krackpot Bianca Trump.

Now get your shiv ready for a naked blast of Janine Lindemulder after the jump.

Tax Evasion Charges for the Former Vivid Vagitarian

Adult Video News and X-Rated Critics Organization Hall-of-Famer Janine Lindemulder may be putting her extensive lady-loving experience to good use behind bars!

The winner of the 2006 AVN Award for Best All-Girl Sex Scene for her performance in Pirates with Jesse Jane is now being charged with piracy of a different kind: tax evasion. Read more and check out a nude pic of Janine after the jump.