Janet Jackson Nude

Masturbators’ Hopes Dashed Like Those of Chargers Fans

For the last three years, sports fans disappointed with the distinct lack of titillation in Super Bowl halftime entertainment following the Janet Jackson incident have had a sexy alternative: the Lingerie Bowl.

Clad only in helmets, pads (the football kind), and lingerie to match their team colors, supermodels like Jenny McCarthy, Angie Everhart, and Cindy Margolis have engaged in full contact American football, with all the attendant grunts, huddles, tackles, three-point stances, and lesbian makeouts.

But this year, a truly bizarre disagreement with a venue has led to the cancellation of the event and a lot of disappointment.

Read the full story after the jump.

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After Five Years, the End of the Road

As 2008 comes to a close, the Federal Communications Commission is finally trying to close the book on the case of the half-naked halftime show by going to the U.S. Supreme Court and trying to reinstate the fine it imposed on CBS.

Back in July, the Third Circuit Court of Appeals overturned the FCC’s $550,000 fine, dealing a major blow in the battle for prime time nudity.

Read more after the jump.

A closer look at the art of the Nip Slip...

Earlier this week I got my first peek at the glory that is Katy Perry's cleavage after she got so animated on stage her top- popped right off and her tight bustier slipped down revealing her talented tata's. Suddenly I realized that it had been a while since I've seen a good nip slip, in fact, I hadn't seen nearly enough…

Hottest Football Teams Since the '85 Bears

Super Bowl XXXVIII in 2004 was a time of great social upheaveal in America. The Carolina defense, led by former Tarheel Julius Peppers, was unable to stop Tom Brady’s short pass attack and Panthers quarterback Jake Delhomme and wide receiver Muhsin Munhammed couldn’t put enough point on the board to come up with a win against the Pats.

And at halftime, all this was nearly forgotten when Janet Jackson’s famous “wardrobe malfunction” of a nip-slip sent Americans flocking to Tivo and to MrSkin.com in record numbers.

But on another channel, viewers were busy ogling the first annual Lingerie Bowl, featuring models playing full-contact football wearing shoulder pads, helmets, sports bars and panties.

Read more after the kickoff.