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Into the Blue (2005)

These days Andrew W.K. is excited about Santos Party House, the nightclub he co-owns at 100 Lafayette Street in New York City that features drinks and dancing every night until 4 A.M. Since his highly acclaimed major debut album I Get Wet (2001), which featured the singer with a bloody nose on the cover and spawned the singles "Party Hard," "She Is Beautiful," and "Party 'Til You Puke," Andrew has been busy, to say the least. Between producing records, making music, giving self-improvement seminars, partying hard, and generally making things happen, the always-friendly Andrew took some time out for a thoughtful discussion of music, fetishes, slow-motion movie scenes, and female nudity with Mr. Skin's own Maximilian Mueller.

Today seems like a good day to write about Jessica Alba because, as I mentioned Friday, she was #2 on FHM's Sexiest Women list this year and because today is her 26th birthday. I'd like to take this opportunity to express a birthday wish for Ms. Alba. It's been eight years since she turned 18 and still the most we've seen of Jessica is a shot of her bikini bottom riding up her ass crack in Into the Blue (2005) and that was three years ago. In Sin City (2005), she played a stripper who somehow was never nude and she managed to star in Good Luck Chuck (2007), winner of Breast Picture at the 9th annual Anatomy Awards, and still kept her clothes on. My wish is this: For the love of God, let's end this skinless nightmare!