If You Don't Stop It... You'll Go Blind!!! (1975)

The motion picture industry of the 1970s is credited with creating a lot of serious classics. Yet for every Patton (1970), The Godfather (1972), Chinatown (1974), Taxi Driver (1976), The Deer Hunter (1978) and Apocalypse Now (1979) released, cinephiles got to see a goofy movie baring a long-winded title. Consider Start the Revolution Without Me (1970); Quackser Fortune Has a Cousin in the Bronx (1970); Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory (1971); Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex * But Were Afraid to Ask (1972); and The Adventure of Sherlock Holmes’ Smarter Brother (1975). Oddly enough, all of these pics star Gene Wilder. So, it’s curious the funnyman didn’t land a role in the racy romp If You Don’t Stop It... You’ll Go Blind!!! (1975). Instead, the R-rated flick features George Spencer, Patrick M. Wright, and, breast of all, Mr. Skin Hall-of-Famer Uschi Digard. Since the movie is made up of a collection of bawdy vignettes, the Swedish sexpot has the chance to portray various characters. Indeed, we love when Uschi exposes her huge… range! In one scene, the busty beauty wiggles her buxom butt and fluffy frontal on a bed awaiting her man as a crowd cheers them on. Throughout the film, she can be seen revealing her three Bs. In other words, no matter what part the sexy brunette plays, she shows off her parts! No wonder this funny flick spawned the sequel Can I Do It… ’Til I Need Glasses? (1977) as well as many wet dreams!