Tilda Swinton is a Russian-born aristocrat in Milan with a
distant husband (Pippo Delbono) and a lesbian daughter (Alba Rohrwacher)in the arthouse flick I Am Love (2009). But
her life gets really complicated when she has an affair with her young chef (Edoardo
Gabbriellini). Tilda twice touts ta-tas
and twattage and that will have you saying, "I am loving my hand!"