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Hung (2009 - 2011) Episode Guide & Nude Scenes

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Thomas Jane is Ray Drecker, a former high-school sports star whose low-paid career as a basketball coach leads him to seek employment as a male prostitute on the HBO comedy Hung. As the title suggests, he’s got the equipment for the job, and his pimp (Jane Adams) knows just how to get the most money for his mighty member. The cast also includes

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Celeb Nudity Description Clips Pics
Jane Adams as Tanya Skagle Nude breasts 1 3
Elizabeth Anweis as Livonia Yeller Nude breasts 1 3
Annie Boon as N/A Nude breasts 2 4
Rebecca Creskoff as Lenore Nude breasts, bush, butt 5 20
Georgia Hatzis as Eloise Kuzneski Nude breasts, butt 3 10
Anne Heche as Jessica Haxon NBD* body double, breasts, bush, butt 1 3
Angela Nicole Hunt as Birmingham Screamer Nude breasts 1 2
Arden Myrin as Joanie Nude breasts, lesbian 1 5
Sianoa Smit-McPhee as Darby Drecker
Alanna Ubach as Yael Kuntz Nude breasts, bush, butt 4 12
Michaela Watkins as Judy Pearson Sexy lesbian, underwear 1 3
Natalie Zea as Jemma Nude breasts 1 4
Candice Coke as Stewardess Nude breasts 1 5
Kaitlin Doubleday as Logan Lewis Nude breasts 2 8
Merrin Dungey as Liz Nude breasts, butt 2
Kathryn Hahn as Claire Nude breasts 1 3
Kelly Ryan as Actual Client Nude breasts 1 4
Mageina Tovah as Christina Nude breasts, bush 3 7
Lauren Weedman as Horny Patty Nude breasts 1 2

Jane Adams … Tanya Skagle

Episode: "Thith Ith a Prothetic or You Cum Just Right" (Aug 23rd, 2009)

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Curly-maned Jane shows off her cute little pair while trying to seduce a dude in her apartment. (35 seconds)

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Elizabeth Anweis … Livonia Yeller

Episode: "Don't Give Up on Detroit or Hung Like a Horse" (Oct 2nd, 2011)

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Amazing montage of Thomas Jane boffing a bevy of babes. Enjoy boobs from Mageina, Georgia, Annie, and Elizabeth!

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Annie Boon … N/A

Episode: "Don't Give Up on Detroit or Hung Like a Horse" (Oct 2nd, 2011)

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Boon gets her poon chewn in a closet, and bares boobs along the way.

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Rebecca Creskoff … Lenore

Episode: "Great Sausage or Can I Call You Dick?" (Jul 12th, 2009)

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Creskoff gets her clothesoff, and we get a nice look at this hot honey's T&A as she gets pounded by Thomas Jane. (27 seconds)

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Episode: "'This Is America' or 'Fifty Bucks'" (Aug 30th, 2009)

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Creskoff gets her undies off and bares a bit of bush before Thomas J gets to munching. (88 seconds)

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Episode: "The Middle East Is Complicated" (Aug 15th, 2010)

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Out-freaking-standing full frontal from Rebecca as she walks around in the morning, gabbing with Thomas Jane. Awesome firecrotch action!

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Episode: "Don't Give Up on Detroit or Hung Like a Horse" (Oct 2nd, 2011)

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OUTSTANDING full frontal and delicious duff as Rebecca pays her new young stud after sex.

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Episode: "The Whole Beefalo" (Dec 4th, 2011)

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Rebecca gives us a brief look at her right breast as she bangs the new young gigolo so she can get him to do what she wants.

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Georgia Hatzis … Eloise Kuzneski

Episode: "Don't Give Up on Detroit or Hung Like a Horse" (Oct 2nd, 2011)

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Amazing montage of Thomas Jane boffing a bevy of babes. Enjoy boobs from Mageina, Georgia, Annie, and Elizabeth!

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Episode: "A Monkey named Simian or Frances Is Not A Fan" (Nov 27th, 2011)

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Georgia shows off her right peach, as well as her nice butt as she lounges on the floor with Ray after sex.

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Anne Heche … Jessica Haxon

Episode: "A Man, A Plan or Thank You, Jimmy Carter" (Aug 1st, 2010)

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BODY DOUBLE: Anne shows all 3 B's while storming through the hallway after an argument with her husband, but it appears to be a double. Dang!

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Arden Myrin … Joanie

Episode: "Don't Give Up on Detroit or Hung Like a Horse" (Oct 2nd, 2011)

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Thomas Jane kicks off a threesome with two babes, but when brunette Michaela takes of blond Arden's bra, they kick him out.

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Alanna Ubach … Yael Kuntz

Episode: "The Rita Flower Or The Indelible Stench" (Aug 16th, 2009)

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Outstanding nudity from Alanna, who shows spectacular bobblers and butt while banging Thomas Jane. (132 seconds)

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Episode: ""A Dick and a Dream" or "Fight the Honey"" (Sep 13th, 2009)

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Alanna shows both breasts as Thomas Jane dumps some honey on her and licks it off. She shows some more breast action as Jane Adams barges in on them. (67 seconds)

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Episode: "Just the Tip" (Jun 27th, 2010)

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Alanna shows all 3 B's while lounging around with Thomas Jane after sex, complaining to him about the state of his house. No complaints about the state of her body.

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Natalie Zea … Jemma

Episode: "Do it, Monkey" (Aug 2nd, 2009)

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Thomas Jane crams it into Natalie on the bathroom sink, and her open shirt allows for a few looks at her sweet, all-natural breasts. (29 seconds)

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Candice Coke … Stewardess

Episode: "Money on the Floor" (Nov 6th, 2011)

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Candice shows off her spectacular rackular while she gets it on with Ray in an airplane bathroom.

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Kaitlin Doubleday … Logan Lewis

Episode: "Fuck Me, Mr. Drecker, or Let's Not Go to Jail" (Oct 23rd, 2011)

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Kaitlin looks fantastic while riding Ray in the car. Ray is her former High School history teacher. We get a great look at her bouncing doubleday's.

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Episode: "Fuck Me, Mr. Drecker, or Let's Not Go to Jail" (Oct 23rd, 2011)

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More great looks at Kaitlin's breasts as her and Ray do some teacher/cheerleader role playing.

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Kathryn Hahn … Claire

Episode: "Just the Tip" (Jun 27th, 2010)

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Kath shows her bursting boobage while cuddling in bed with Thomas Jane, pregnant belly and all.

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Kelly Ryan … Actual Client

Episode: "Mister Drecker or Ease-Up On The Whup Ass" (Oct 16th, 2011)

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Kelly is riding Thomas Jane, and her breasts look fantastic. She is one of his many happy clients.

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Mageina Tovah … Christina

Episode: "Sing It Again Ray or Home Plate" (Jul 25th, 2010)

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We get a great look at both breasts and vagina from Mageina as she has a wild birthday romp with Thomas Jane. Awesome stuff!

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Episode: "Don't Give Up on Detroit or Hung Like a Horse" (Oct 2nd, 2011)

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Amazing montage of Thomas Jane boffing a bevy of babes. Enjoy boobs from Mageina, Georgia, Annie, and Elizabeth!

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Lauren Weedman … Horny Patty

Episode: "Thith Ith a Prothetic or You Cum Just Right" (Aug 23rd, 2009)

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"Let's FUCK!" Lauren says before doing just that with Thomas Jane. The jiggle action on those supple suckers is outstanding. (27 seconds)

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Season 3 Episode 10 - The Whole Beefalo - 12/04/2011

The Wellness Center is being repossessed and it’s all because Tanya (Jane Adams) posted bond for Charlie (Lennie James) before he skipped town. Tanya gets a lead on Charlie’s whereabouts from ex-client Lydia, the cop. Ray (Thomas Jane) and Tanya track him to a farm in Michigan, where he and his girlfriend Missy (Eileen Grubba) apparently have a side business raising Beefalo. Since he owes them $40,000 in bail money they decide the best option is to steal his cows for the payday. Unsurprisingly, this doesn’t go very well as that night Charlie catches them in the act. A guilt trip and a threatened call to the bail bondsman from Tanya makes Charlie let them go.

Jason (Stephen Amell) decides he is better off with Lenore (Rebecca Creskoff) as his pimp and calls her to beg for forgiveness. Lenore forgives him after a freebie pony ride in the backseat of her car. She flashes her left blinker as Jason promises his loyalty to her.

Jason breaks up with his girlfriend Sandee (Analeigh Tipton) to devote all his attention to Lenore. Later that night Sandee shows up at Lenore’s house with a gun in her hand and opens fire. When Lenore’s luscious love bubbles are involved, there’s bound to be some shooting!

Season 3 Episode 9 - A Monkey named Simian or Frances Is Not A Fan - 11/27/2011

Tanya (Jane Adams) confronts Ray (Thomas Jane) for punching Jason (Stephen Amell), which damaged his pretty face and their profits. Rays bangs his way back to number one by seeing all of Jason’s clients while he is out injured. We get a nice horizontal mambo montage of Ray satisfying the ladies that ends with his client Eloise (Georgia Hatzis) lounging on the floor with her right cheek and teat out. No fireplace needed when you’re on top of that bare skin rug!

Jessica (Anne Heche) knows something is up with Ray when he refuses to admit how he knows Jason. Charlie’s kids that were dumped at Tanya’s finally get picked up by their mom but Tanya discovers she’s not ready for them to leave. When she chases after them she finds that Charlie (Lennie James) is back but had no intention of staying with her. Frances (Roxanne Hart) and Mike (Gregg Henry) tie the knot with Ray and Tanya in attendance, even though only Ray was invited. Jessica reveals she’s known that Tanya has been pimping Ray for some time, and we wrap things up with Jess and Ray slow dancing at the wedding.

Season 3 Episode 6 - Money on the Floor - 11/06/2011

The episode starts out in the extra friendly skies, with a sexy stewardess (Candice Coke) pulling Ray (Thomas Jane) into an airplane bathroom. She shows us her overhead compartments as they join the mile high club. That’s a lot better than free peanuts!

Ray comes home to find his kids have moved in and someone has stolen his box of cash. Tanya (Jane Adams) suspects Lenore (Rebecca Creskoff), but when Ray confronts her she knows nothing about it. Sandee (Analeigh Tipton), Jason’s girlfriend, approaches Tanya wanting to switch pimps. Ray is not too keen on the idea but changes his mind after some pimp advice from Tanya’s sometime boyfriend Charlie (Lennie James). Charlie convinces Ray that he is not getting any younger and he would do better with a cut of Jason’s earnings.  Ray’s newest client, Kyla (Jamie Clayton), seems like a chance to back some of his money, until saboteur Lenore calls Tanya and tells her Kyla is actually a man.

Breast of show: Candice Coke’s bringing the extra pillows, and they’ll give you turbulence in your pants!

Season 3 Episode 4 - Fuck Me, Mr. Drecker, or Let's Not Go to Jail - 10/23/2011

Both tops are down in a convertible as Ray (Thomas Jane) lays pipe on the luscious Logan (Kaitlin Doubleday) outside a party. Her high beams spilling out of her dress would get anything revved up!

Ray stays to party all night but wakes up with a wicked hangover the next morning. Lydia (Ana Ortiz), the cop, books another session with Ray, but he doesn’t want to get hurt again. He meets her at a restaurant and tells her he is not prostituting anymore. She doesn’t believe him- and he doesn’t help matters by banging her in the bathroom afterwards. Lydia goes to Tanya (Jane Adams) and demands he come to her house that night. Tanya tries to call Ray but can’t reach him because he is too busy banging Logan. Two pairs of pom poms are shaking as Logan and Ray indulge in some cheerleader role playing. The only thing that gets Mr. Skin cheering is the sight of Logan’s creamy chesticles. Give me an F! Give me a U!

Jessica (Anne Heche) comes over to interrupt play time and scolds Ray for sleeping with someone so much younger than him. Jason (Stephen Amell) shows up to fill in for Ray at Lydia’s, which incenses her. The episode ends with Lydia waiting outside Ray’s house to arrest him for prostitution.

Kaitlin Doubleday gets an A+ in boob baring 101!

Season 3 Episode 3 - Mister Drecker or Ease-Up On The Whup Ass - 10/16/2011

Ray (Thomas Jane) is sent to meet his newest client at a bar. Unfortunately he ends up blowing his cover when he mistakes a former student, Logan (Kaitlin Doubleday), for his client. When he finds his actual client (Kelly Ryan) she shows riveting rack, reverse cowgirl style.

Ray’s got worse problems when he finds out his rough client Lydia (Ana Ortiz) doesn’t just love playing dress up, she’s an actual cop.

Rising star ho Jason (Stephen Amell) is working with the clients. His only problem is his pregnant girlfriend, Sandee (Analeigh Tipton), is getting in the way. Lenore (Rebecca Creskoff) pays her off with a brand new TV.

Ray goes to see Logan to try and explain but all she wants is to sample the goods. After an initial hesitation, Ray decides he really needs the money and gets down to business

Season 3 Episode 1 - Don't Give Up on Detroit or Hung Like a Horse - 10/02/2011

Tanya (Jane Adams) and Ray (Thomas Jane) are looking to expand by opening a “Wellness Center for Women” where Ray will have a wider audience for his services. The only problem is getting the loan to set up a new business. They finally get a bite when loan officers Judy (Michaela Watkins) and Joanie (Arden Myrin) agree to try Ray’s private consultation. Everything is going swell as the ladies kiss and take off their bras to reveal their perky matching sets. It looks like Rays best consult yet, until the ladies decide three is a crowd. Apparently the delicious duo are more interested in a ménage a twat and kick Ray out. Even though they don’t use Ray, they still approve the loan, and the Wellness Center opens.

Jilted Lenore (Rebecca Creskoff) finds a replacement for Ray in hunky waiter Jason (Stephen Amell), and we get to see the grass is greener on her front and back side. It’s not Lenore’s first time at the rodeo. She shows off bazongas and bush after testing out the new pony for her ho stable. Ridden hard and put away wet!

The Wellness center is a success as we see a copulation compilation of Ray satisfying new clients, with a bouncing bountiful boobarama from beauties Mageina Tovah, Georgia Hatzis, Annie Boon, Angela Nicole Hunt, and Elizabeth Anweis. Thanks for the mammaries!

Season 2 Episode 9 - Fat Off My Love or I'm the Allergen - 08/29/2010

Lenore (Rebecca Creskoff) is furious that Tanya (Jane Adams) went behind her back and stole her client Frances (Roxanne Hart). She starts a plan of revenge by inviting “Horny Patty” (Lauren Weedman) out for drinks and encouraging her to find a way to fire Tanya. Ray (Thomas Jane) and Mike (Gregg Henry) get notices of termination from the school. Mike accuses Ray of hiding the fact that Tanya was getting paid for his real love with Frances. This confirms that Tanya never returned Frances’s money as she told Ray she would. When he chases Tanya down to ask her she has to confess she already spent it all. The pressure of getting pregnant is driving Ronnie (Eddie Jemison) and Jessica (Anne Heche) further apart.

 Still angry that Tanya refuses to give her freebies with Ray, Horny Patty starts coming down hard on her at work. Patty accuses Tanya of stealing her snow globe, and then taunts her until Tanya loses it and hits Patty with her belt.

Jessica calls Ray for a late night swim. She strips down to her underwear to get wet and slippery while making out with Ray in the lake.

Season 2 Episode 8 - Third Base or the Rash - 08/22/2010

Still unaware that Frances (Roxanne Hart) is paying Tanya (Jane Adams), Mike (Gregg Henry) asks her for money to sponsor the baseball team. When Tanya hounds her for more money, Frances breaks things off with Mike.

Pregnant client Claire (Kathryn Hahn) books Ray (Thomas Jane) for a session, but when he shows up she confesses that she is lonely. Some tender underwater taco tickling makes it better, as Claire does bath time in her bra. Ray’s third base with Claire reinjures an old baseball injury, leaving him unable to play in the Alumni game.  Everyone comes together to see the game and Ronnie (Eddie Jemison) accuses Ray of trying to get close to Jessica (Anne Heche). Fired up from his confrontation with Ronnie, Ray decides to play despite his injury and ends up hitting a home run. Frances decides to talk straight with Mike about Tanya and discovers he has no idea what’s been going on.

Here’s to hoping the next time Ray hits a home run there is more nudity!

Season 2 Episode 7 - The Middle East Is Complicated - 08/15/2010

This episode starts out with a she-bang as Lenore (Rebecca Creskoff) struts in the buff at Ray’s house. Lenore flaunts her stupendous stacks and slash while chatting with Ray. The best part of waking up is Lenore showing her muff!

Lenore wants to tell Tanya (Jane Adams) about burying the bone with Ray (Thomas Jane), but he convinces her to keep it quiet. Mike (Gregg Henry) thinks he is in a relationship with Frances (Roxanne Hart) since he doesn’t know she paid Tanya for his services. Ray gets some advice from Mike on how he is keeping her happy. Turns out they are not having sex- he just listens and acts like a gentleman. Tanya goes to Ray’s house to apologize for her behavior. When she finds Lenore’s sweater there, she flees to fellow pimp Charlie (Lennie James) to have some revenge rumple.

Ray tries out Mike’s technique on unsatisfied client Liz (Merrin Dungey). He finally gets it right. Turns out listening and compliments were what she wanted all along.

Morning after Rebecca Creskoff will have you up early to put gravy on her biscuits!

Season 2 Episode 6 - Beaverland - 08/08/2010

Tanya (Jane Adams) tries to convince Frances (Roxanne Hart) to see Ray (Thomas Jane), but she only wants Mike (Gregg Henry). She gives Tanya $1500 to book a weekend with Mike. Lenore (Rebecca Creskoff) has hooked Ray up with a new client, Liz (Merrin Dungey), who is dissatisfied with sex. During their session we see Liz’s massive mams as she rides him cowgirl style, but Ray is unable to please her.

 After Mike’s success with Frances and his failure with Liz, Ray starts to doubt his skills. Lenore is trying to get back on Ray’s good side, after her interference with Jessica (Anne Heche). Newly flush Tanya spends Frances’s money on gifts for her mother in an attempt to show she finally has her life under control. Still struggling with the decision to have a baby, Jessica confesses she has been fantasizing about Ray.

Breast of show: Liz’s giant jugs will put the giddy back in your up!

Season 2 Episode 5 - A Man, A Plan or Thank You, Jimmy Carter - 08/01/2010

Rich widow Frances (Roxanne Hart) continues to hold out on purchasing Ray’s (Thomas Jane) services. Tanya (Jane Adams) makes a small breakthrough by convincing her to just meet Ray for dinner. Horny Patty (Lauren Weedman) keeps trying to score more freebies and Tanya has to fire her as a client. Damon (Charlie Saxton) reads a poem at open mic night. As he leaves, he buys a few pastries from a fellow poet, not realizing they are laced with pot. When Damon starts freaking out on the wacky weed, Darby (Sianoa Smit-McPhee) calls Ray to deal with him. With their only hope for a big client slipping away, Tanya tries to force Ray out on the date. Ray sends his assistant coach, Mike (Gregg Henry), to the dinner with Frances so he can stay home and take care of Damon.

Ronnie (Eddie Jemison) and Jessica (Anne Heche) are trying to have a baby, but it blows up when he accuses her of still taking birth control pills. Also blowing things up? Jessica fighting in the nude. Unfortunately, though, it was probably the work of a body double.

Ray realizes he’s screwed up big time when Mike tells him his date with Frances was a success.

Season 2 Episode 4 - Sing It Again Ray or Home Plate - 07/25/2010

Lenore (Rebecca Creskoff) is meddling in Ray’s (Thomas Jane) life by continuing to give advice to Jessica (Anne Heche). He talks to Tanya (Jane Adams) about the possibility of dumping Lenore but she wants to wait until she bags wealthy Frances (Roxanne Hart) as a client.

Lenore continues to bring in the dough when she hooks Ray up with birthday girl Christina (Mageina Tovah) as a new client. Christina blows out the candles then gives us exactly what we are wishing for, her full balloons and slice of cake. Ray unwraps her present on the floor while being forced to sing Happy Birthday over and over. It’s Christina’s party and she’ll screw if she wants to!

Ronnie (Eddie Jemison) wants Jessica to have a baby with him but she isn’t so sure. After Rays takes him to her poetry slam, Damon finds an adult he can relate to in Tanya.

Mageina Tovah in her birthday suit is the present you always wanted!

Season 2 Episode 3 - Mind Bullets or Bang Bang Bang Motherfu**er - 07/18/2010

Ray’s (Thomas Jane) kids are having trouble relating to him, since they are not as cool as he was in high school. Tanya (Jane Adams) still hasn’t brought in any new clients. Horny Patty (Lauren Weedman) is back and is now Tanya’s (Jane Adams) boss. She wants a freebie with Ray or she will have Tanya demoted. Both Tanya and Lenore (Rebecca Creskoff) are trying to convince wealthy widow Frances (Roxanne Hart) to set up a date with Ray. She is Lenore’s client but Tanya is making a move to steal her. Charlie (Lennie James) continues to give sage pimpin’ advice to Tanya.

Desperate to get some connection to his kids, Ray introduces them to Tanya to show off his wide range of friends.

To help Tanya out, Ray finally agrees to see Horny Patty for a discounted price. Patty rides Ray in a hotel and nearly spills her pattycakes out of her pink lingerie

Season 2 Episode 1 - Just the Tip - 06/27/2010

After learning that Jessica (Anne Heche) was looking for a gigolo, Ray (Thomas Jane) attempts to get close and find why she isn’t satisfied.  Meanwhile Lenore (Rebecca Creskoff) has booked a new client, Claire (Kathryn Hahn), who just happens to be pregnant. When Claire complains that Ray was holding back during their session, Lenore makes him re-book. Tanya (Jane Adams) gets some advice from fellow pimp Charlie (Lennie James) on how to regain control of her business.

Meanwhile back at Ray’s, Yael (Alanna Ubach) is doing some post-coital nude lounging. We get a long look at her gorgeous glands as she complains about Ray’s burnt out house. Better yet, sexy Mrs. Koontz shows us her kuntz when she stands up to leave. Won’t you be my neighbor!

Ray finally figures out what Claire really wants is an emotional connection. Nice look at Claire’s bursting prego bod as Ray spoons with her. Spooning leads to forking!

Season 1 Episode 10 - "A Dick and a Dream" or "Fight the Honey" - 09/13/2009

Tanya (Jane Adams) is scared Ray (Thomas Jane) will have no use for her since she has yet to produce more clients. Ray assures her he will stay, but is not so sure later when Lenore (Rebecca Creskoff) tells him she has rich clients to spare. Both women want Ray to be their exclusive property.

Mrs. K (Alanna Ubach) comes over to Ray’s to borrow some honey and ends up covered in the sweet, slippery stuff. The boobage is bountiful until Tanya bursts in on them.

Ray needs money more than ever when he finds out his coaching job is on the line because of budget cuts.  During a topless massage, Lenore gets her glands stretched. Seeing those gazongas is a guaranteed happy ending!

Ray convinces his dueling pimps to share him for maximum profits. In an unlucky turn, his first client from Lenore turns out to be his unhappy ex-wife Jessica (Anne Heche). Ray heads home instead of meeting her, but not before calling to assure her he thinks she is a good parent to their kids.

Top shelf: Seeing Alanna Ubach covered in honey gets everything all sticky!

Season 1 Episode 9 - 'This Is America' or 'Fifty Bucks' - 08/30/2009

Ray (Thomas Jane) needs money, but Tanya (Jane Adams) is having a hard time finding clients who can afford his services. While Tanya urges Ray to discount his dick, the luscious Lenore (Rebecca Creskoff) is encouraging him to raise his prices. Prices aren’t the only thing rising when Lenore undresses in a department store, revealing her choice crevice. She sends Ray pearl diving, for which Ray collects an extra charge.

Lenore has her fingers in every pie as she gets Jessica (Anne Heche) to spend more money shopping than her husband can afford. Afterwards, she continues her attempts to woo Ray away from Tanya as part of her plan to become his ladypimp.



 Redheaded Rebecca Creskoff’s furburgerage will have your crotch on fire!

Season 1 Episode 8 - Thith Ith a Prothetic or You Cum Just Right - 08/23/2009

Tanya (Jane Adams) is not having much luck drumming up new clients. She gets her coworker, “Horny Patty” (Lauren Weedman), to give Ray (Thomas Jane) a test drive for more feedback. Patty isn’t the only horny one as her world-class wobblers bounce all over the bed.

Even after Patty’s Grand Tetons, Ray still wants to see Jemma (Natalie Zea). He finally tracks her down at work to give her a love letter, but she won’t take it. Later Tanya gives Ray a final payment from Jemma.  Turns out what Jemma really wanted was to break a man’s heart.

Tanya brings out her adorable apples trying to get boytoy Pierce (Joshua Leonard) to stay the night. That’s all the temptation Mr. Skin needs!

Season 1 Episode 7 - The Rita Flower Or The Indelible Stench - 08/16/2009

After spending another night with Jemma (Natalie Zea), Ray (Thomas Jane) wakes up to find cash on the pillow. When he tells Tanya (Jane Adams) that he wants Jemma to ride for free, she tells him to try and find paying clients on his own. Meanwhile, Tanya has started dating a photojournalist, Pierce (Joshua Leonard), who is pushing her to explore her creative side.

Ray fails to find any new customers until he gets an offer from his married neighbor, Yael Koontz (Alanna Ubach). Mrs. K displays her impeccable cans and cheeks while giving Ray her cup of sugar. Everything seems great, until Ray learns that she wants to pay him not with cash, but by stopping her husband from filing citations on his property.

Jemma agrees to a sailing date with Ray, but then leaves him high and dry at the dock.

Love that neighbor: Alanna Ubach's glorious garden will get your hose spraying!

Season 1 Episode 5 - Do it, Monkey - 08/02/2009

Ray’s (Thomas Jane) got a hot new client, Jemma (Natalie Zea), but he can’t seem to satisfy her role-playing fantasy. She poses as a stranded motorist waiting to be rescued, then lets Ray give her his dipstick in a diner bathroom. Her headlights will have you reaching for a shammy cloth!

Jemma is not happy though, and requests another meeting with Ray. This time he tries to seduce her with a more subtle book editor character, but can never get it right. No luck on his third try either, and it becomes clear she is playing a game.

Ray’s ex wife Jessica (Anne Heche) isn’t doing well financially with her new husband, a fact that Ray takes great pleasure in. However, the only pleasure Ray (and Mr. Skin) wants is from Jemma. He goes to her house for another chance, one that Tanya didn’t set up.

Breast of show: Natalie Zea’s pink pokers will have you working it hard for the money!

Season 1 Episode 3 - 'Strange Friends' or 'The Truth Is, You're Sexy' - 07/19/2009

With nothing to show from moonlighting with Lenore (Rebecca Creskoff) and his wallet still missing, Ray (Thomas Jane) wants to give up. Tanya (Jane Adams) ambushes Lenore to get the wallet, but it’s empty. So she gives Ray $300 of her own money, telling him it was his payment. When a $400 charge shows up on his credit card, Tanya has to come clean.

Naughty Lenore shows off her bra covered nuggets, while she tells Tanya the $400 charge was a commission.  There is some good news though- she has a list of leads that are interested in getting a baloney ride from Ray.

Season 1 Episode 2 - Great Sausage or Can I Call You Dick? - 07/12/2009

Ray’s twins, Damon (Charlie Saxton) and Darby (Sianoa Smit-McPhee), want to move back in with him but the house still hasn’t been fixed. Desperate for more cash, Ray (Thomas Jane) accepts Tanya (Jane Adams) as his manager because she says she knows many rich women. As it turns out, Tanya’s only connection to wealthy women is her personal shopper friend Lenore (Rebecca Creskoff). Lenore agrees to recommend Ray to her clients, but only if he can get a free sample of his services first.

Hot lay Lenore shows off boulders and buns while she gives Ray an all night workout. Seeing Lenore’s mind blowing melons will have you up all night too!

Ray discovers Lenore has kept his underwear and wallet as trophies, and Tanya calls to congratulate him on his successful start.

Rebecca Creskoff loves to show her chestoff, and we have no complaints!

Season 1 Episode 1 - Pilot - 06/28/2009

High school basketball coach Ray Drecker’s (Thomas Jane) life is not going very well. His wife left him, his house caught on fire, and his neighbors hate him. His only hope seems to be an entrepreneurship seminar. At the seminar he reunites with former fling Tanya (Jane Adams), who is also trying to come up with a new business. They hook up with unimpressive results, but her comments about his pocket rocket give him an idea. His start-up will be marketing his enormous tool to the horny ladies around town. His first client rejects him because he has no experience in the sex trade, so he later confesses his attempt to Tanya. Seems like the perfect opportunity to her, and she agrees to pimp him for a portion of the profits.

No nudity in this episode, but a panty-clad Jane Adams shows off her firm business asset!