How Do I Love Thee? (1970)

The comedy of errors How Do I Love Thee? (1970) stars Rick Lenz as philosophy professor Tom Waltz, who flies to France to reconnect with his estranged and gravely ill father (Jackie Gleason). Along the way he recalls his father’s infidelity with an artist and the love poem she gave him that later won him a $10,000 poetry contest. Unfortunately the poem was later revealed to have been a plagiarism in a public scandal, costing Tom’s father his job and Tom his promotion at the University. We get a brief glimpse of right nipple from Rosemary Forsyth’s body double as she gets plowed by some guy. You’ll be asking yourself, “How do I rub me?”