House Of Style

From the wonderful marketers at MTV comes this sexy fashion-oriented silliness. Women five times more gorgeous than anyone you’ve ever met parade about in clothes that could feed three famished families, while poor little Jenny from Omaha contemplates suicide because the mean girls at school called her “Baby Fat”. Yawn. Those on the lookout for unbelievably vapid hotties need search no further than this show’s stable of hostesses: Cindy Crawford, Shalom Harlow, Daisy Fuentes, Amber Valletta and Rebecca Romijn-Stamos – all appearing for the first time together… since my last wet dream.