Daryl Hannah in Summer LoversIt’s summer up here in the Northern Hemisphere, and to commemorate the occasion, here’s a list of some of Mr. Skin’s favor-tit skinematic classics whose titles contain the word summer. So get a glass of lemonade, squirt some sunscreen in your hand, and check these movies out before you hit the beach!

Bikini Summer 2 (1992)
Nudes: Avalon Anders (Picture-1), Melinda Armstrong (Picture-1), Carrie Bittner (Picture-1), Tracy Dali (Picture-1), Maureen Flaherty (Picture-1), Tammy Marcel (Picture-1)
The Skinny: Strangely (and wonderfully) the girls in Bikini Summer 2 are as often out of their bikinis as in them. We get no less than half a dozen topless babes here and a non-nude appearance by the woman who brought down televangelist Jim Bakker.

Erika's Hot Summer (1970)
Nudes: Erica Gavin (Picture-1), Merci Montello (Picture-), Julie Stone
The Skinny: A masterpiece of skin-filled ’70s summertime sleaze, Erika's Hot Summer features full-frontal nudity from racktastic babes Erica Gavin and Merci Montello in this story of summer love gone violently wrong (but nakedly right).

Pinball Summer (1980)
Nudes: Joy Boushel (Picture-1), Eve Robin (Picture-1), Karen Stephen (Picture-1)
The Skinny: Out of the teen-sex-comedy vault comes this arcade-themed boob-fest from 1980 (otherwise known as ninety-seventy-ten). You'll be playing pocket pinball when you get a gander at the gargantuan gazongas of Joy Boushel. Joy to the world!

One Deadly Summer (1984)
Nudes: Isabelle Adjani (Picture-1), Maria Machado (Picture-1)
The Skinny: Skinternational babe Isabelle Adjani reveals rack, rug, and rump in this weird little drama. And best of all, she suckles another woman's teat in a scene of lesbian infantilism that will give you a sunburn in your pants!

Summer Lovers (1982)
Nudes: Daryl Hannah (Picture-1), Valrie Quennessen (Picture-1)
The Skinny: For a mnage--trois movie with no lesbianism, Summer Lovers provides an awful lot of spankworthy scenery. Daryl Hannah and Valrie Quennessen show off all three B's for the enjoyment of Peter Gallagher.

Summer School Teachers (1974)
Nudes: Pat Anderson, Rhonda Leigh Hopkins, Candice Rialson
The Skinny: Outside of working in an Alabama roadside prison work crew, summer school is probably the least enjoyable way to pass a summer. But then, things probably would have been different if my summer-school class had included busty B-movie babe Candice Rialson.

End of Summer (1997)
Nudes: Karyn Dwyer, Amy Locane (Picture-1)
The Skinny: Mr. Skin Hall-of-Famer Jacqueline Bisset is a woman taking care of her sick father, Peter Weller (Robocop) is taking care of redhead Karyn Dwyer and her blonde friend Amy Locane, but in a different way. Weller to the girls: “Thank you for your cooperation. Good night.”

An Unforgettable Summer (1994)
Nudes: Kristin Scott Thomas
The Skinny: Set in 1925 during a bloody struggle between Romanian and Macedonian factions, An Unforgettable Summer stars Kristin Scott Thomas as a Romanian officer’s wife spending the summer amidst unrelenting violence. Fortunately she finds the time to get totally naked and show funbags, fanny, and furburger in a bath. Skinforgetable.

Summer Night Fever (1978)
Nudes: Olivia Pascal (Picture-1), Betty Vergs (Picture-1)
The Skinny: Sigi Rothemund’s soundalike sex comedy Summer Night Fever features skinternational babes in beaches and bathtubs, showing off their shiny suntanned sacks all covered in oil. It’s a Crisco inferno!

Summer Palace (2006)
Nudes: Lei Hao (Picture-1), Ling Hu (Picture-1)
The Skinny: Lei Hao is a village girl who strikes up a complicated romance with fellow student Zhou Wei during the political unrest of the 1980s in the Chinese drama Summer Palace. Amidst all this sweeping political drama, she frees the true political prisoners: the cans and cantaloupes of the constrictively clothed Chinese women.