Hôtel Normandy (2013)

Romance is in the air for a woman who has given up on love in Hôtel Normandy (2013). This farcical French rom-com stars Héléna Noguerra as Alice, a wealthy widow whose gal pals set her up with a long weekend at a posh hotel in hopes of ending her five-year romantic dry spell. Just in case, they persuade a wealthy client of the bank to go along and pretend to be interested in poor lonely Alice; he sends his ne'er do well brother (Ary Abittan) along instead, but then two real suitors, gallery owner Benoît (Jean-Marie Lamour) and art buyer Jacques (Eric Elmosnino), complicate the charade. Mr. Skin doesn't understand why anyone would have to pretend to be into sexy French fox Héléna, especially after getting a good look at her lobbers in the bath and in bed. Anybody order boob service?